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Will It All Come Out in the Wash?Sussing out the best stain removers.


I'm a slob. More often than not, my food winds up dribbling down my shirt instead of landing tidily in my mouth. (In fact, moments ago, I spilled a fair amount of coffee on myself.) Sure, there are stain gurus out there like the Queen of Clean, who offer all manner of stain expurgation voodoo. But I am merely an average slob, unwilling to join the Queen of Clean's "Priority Club" just so I can get that coffee stain off my shirt. Also, my patience and abilities in these matters are somewhat limited to "spraying" and "washing." Can home laundry stain removers really do the job?

Given my propensity to spill during meals, a dinner party seemed the perfect occasion to begin my field tests. So I recently attended one armed with a secret weapon: the Tide to Go stain stick.

Forty-five minutes into dinner, a woman sitting to my left excused herself to go to the rest room. I looked down and lo and behold, there was a stain on her seat! Bubbling with excitement, I whipped out my Tide to Go stick: "Look everyone!" I pointed enthusiastically to the rhomboid-shaped wet spot. "I'm testing this Tide to Go stick on this stain for a piece I'm writing for Slate!" I fastidiously got to work "erasing" it.

Watch a video of Dan Crane's stain test from Slate V.

The woman who had left the table—wearing, I should mention, an unbelievably short skirt—looked back at me in horror.

"It's working!" I announced with joy.

Suddenly, it dawned on me that this stain had not originated from the table. The wet spot was the reason for the woman's excusal. "There," I said. "It's gone." I avoided the other guests' stunned looks and tried awkwardly to change the conversation. Luckily, I haven't seen that woman since.

It was clear I needed a more controlled experiment to determine the best stain remover—one less publicly humiliating to others.

I thus began my research. This article by Janis Stone, a textiles and clothing specialist at Iowa State University, suggests that common stains can be broken down into the following categories:

Protein stains: urine, blood, egg, vomit, feces
Tannin stains: coffee, wine, fruit juice, tea
Oil-based stains: salad dressing, bacon grease, butter, mayonnaise
Dye stains: cherry, blueberry, felt-tip pen, grass, mustard
And combination stains that usually have a dye/oil or tannic/oil combo:
Group A: lipstick, candle wax, eye makeup
Group B: barbecue sauce, ketchup, chocolate

Methodology

I decided to pit nine popular stain removers against the following stains: coffee, salad dressing, mustard, lipstick, barbecue sauce, and blood. Watch the video to see how I obtained the blood. Warning: not for the squeamish. Unfortunately, one of the stain removers I tested, the Tide Brush, seems to have since gone out of production. (It's a shame, too—it got second place. I've kept its scores in my charts of the results below.) I applied a quarter-sized amount of each liquid to an American Apparel off-white cotton T-shirt, and then applied each of the stain removers. The finished product resulted in an appealing work of abstract art.

Fabric with stains. Click image to expand.

(Note: a previous and exhaustive battery of tests involving large swaths of three types of fabrics—wool, cotton, polyester—purchased from a textile store also culminated in admirable artwork, but produced inconclusive results. All of the stains except lipstick and permanent marker came out completely. So, I decided to try again with something I'd wear—enter the T-shirt.)

After applying the stains and the stain removers, following the appropriate instructions for each, I laundered the tee in hot water with Earth Friendly ECOS Liquid Laundry Detergent and rated the results.



While I was looking for the best all-purpose slob assistant, bear in mind that not all stain removers are meant to conquer every stain—so I have also listed each product's claims to clean.

Each stain remover could receive up to two points for ease of use, and up to five points per stain for stain-removal muscle. If the stain vanished altogether, the stain remover earned five points. If the stain looked nearly the same as it did prewash, it earned zero points.

Here are the scores, from soiled to sparkling:

Nothing, $0

As a control for the experiment, I made a set of stains on which no stain removers were employed. As with all the products tested, the salad dressing came out completely after the laundering (5 points). The barbecue sauce was slightly lighter (1 point), but everything else remained.

Ease of use: 2 (out of possible 2)
Effectiveness: 6 (out of possible 30)
Total: 8 (out of possible 32)

Ecover, $3.75

Claims to clean: "Perfect for all grease and protein stains: blood, egg, grass, mud, milk, sweat, ice cream ..."

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Dan Crane is a writer and musician living in New York. He is currently completing a book about his experience as a competitive air guitarist.
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I've had the same results with the Shout Wipes (which also come in cheapie travel-size packets for $0.99 at my local Target) ... but they require immediate treatment of the spot-in-question. Allowing a stain to sit renders spot-treaters useless.

A product that was not tested was the Carbona line of stain-specific treatments...I've had decent success with a couple of these, but they're a pain in the bum to use, even when you do have the time.

OxyClean is OK, but I usually use it in my warm-water laundry to boost my detergent instead of bleach, which I am allergic to (and would also ruin 98% of my wardrobe)... OxyClean does NOT work well in cold water.

Lastly, on Spray 'n' Wash ... the Spray 'n' Wash stick is far superior to the spray because it doesn't run. Even on set-in stains, especially if you swab some on before tossing your item into the hamper and it sits until you're ready to do laundry ...or you run out of socks, whichever comes first.

--Thebazile78

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The stain removers which do the best job on almost all clothing stains are the "degreaser" stain removers found in the automotive departments of many stores. They remove many other stains other than grease.

There are several brands, often labeled with a "color" such as purple stuff, green stuff. The brand on my laundry shelf at this time is "Super Clean" which is a gallon size so it will last for many months; however, any of the brands I have tried work equally well. You can buy huge jugs of the "stuff" for a few dollars. Pour some into a good, reliable spray bottle and set to work.

I find old stains are removed well too, almost all the time. I keep it handy as I load the washer, squirting here and there on stains I find on clothing and almost all of them have set for several days since I am rarely prompt with such mundane chores. Rarely have I had an item come from the wash with any stains remaining and I suspect when that happens I have likely missed a spot when spraying---spray again, wash again normally will do the trick.

Our household has lots of grease stains from food spills and dirt and grass stains from backyard playtimes. Most of these products have information on the labels for using in the laundry. I discovered these products by recommendation a few years ago; it is not where most people would shop for laundry stain removers.

The same products work wonderfully on other household cleaning chores.....dirt and grease on kitchen appliances, for example. It works for mopping too but I do not prefer it because it takes up any shine you have put on the floor with a wax or floor shine but for occasional use, it gets floors clean.

The products are great in the workshop too and that is where they are used most often since the automotive department is where it is sold. Dollar stores also sell an inexpensive product (Awesome) which works about the same but comes in a smaller bottle. (I did do one "test" once. I tried one of the products on a delicate fabric on a clothing item which was to be discarded (silk). The stain came out and the fabric completely unharmed so I do not hesitate to use these products on all fabrics and have never had a problem.

--oxmont

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You didn't test White Magic - it's easy, and works quite well. But, your big mistake with OxyClean was following the directions - OxyClean will get any stain out of anything if you mix it with water (kind of a paste), apply it to the stain and LET IT DRY. Then put the item through the wash. Not the easiest way, but the most effective.

--judyinm

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May I humbly suggest you'd have significantly better luck removing stains if you didn't wash in hot water. it will set most protein-based stains and doesn't really help the others. Hot water is effective if you are washing whites with bleach. Beyond that, it does more harm than good.

--MacAdvisor

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My solution to stains has been cheap, readily available, and quite satisfactory. I keep a dish detergent bottle (the kind with the pull up top) in which I put about 1 ounce of my favorite liquid laundry detergent. I then half fill the bottle with plain ordinary ammonia and top up the other half with tap water. All stains get a little squirt of this liquid.

It's especially effective on blood (even older stains will come out), coffee, some grease, and most other drips and spots that I accumulate in a day. Grease/oil, especially on polyester or mixed blend fabric is more problematic. On white fabrics, a quick squirt of the above mix, plus a few swipes with a damp corner of a bar of Don Maximo works well.

On colors, usually I spray with Spot Shot Carpet Stain Remover, then cover that with my mix. Please note, I usually do not scrub the spots or even just rub the fabric together. Ammonia is great stuff but be careful not to mix it with anything that contains chlorine bleach. The combination and the fumes it gives off can be deadly.

One last little trick. I keep a small plastic syringe (sans needle) for those stains on white tee shirts that just don't come out. Suck up a little bleach into the syringe and then, very carefully, squeeze it onto the stain. Gee - my own little stain pen. Carefully roll up the tee shirt so that the bleached spot doesn't touch any colored material. Push it into the wash water still rolled up so that the bleach will be diluted before it has a chance to damage other colored clothing. I learned about the power of ammonia reading a WWI navy corpsman handbook back when I was a teenager. It's cheap, available, but you may have to look for it since it's gone out of style (very top shelf or very bottom shelf at the grocery store).

--jerseygirl

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