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Week 8: Who Comes Up With All These Great Names?

Posted Monday, June 4, 2007, at 5:39 PM ET

Timothy Noah chatted with readers about The Sopranos on June 7. Read the transcript here.

Dear All,

It certainly was a relief to have The Sopranos return last night to Tony and the gang. Terry, I know that you and David Chase like to introduce new characters on the spur of the moment—I've actually defended this offhand approach—but what on earth does Sitting Bull have to do with the price of capicolla at Satriale's? Is Phil Leotardo making a move on Indian gaming? Even for a series that likes to explore unexpected narrative digressions, your scene shift to the Dakotas struck me as self-indulgent. (I did, however, enjoy the satiric riff in which Fred Thompson was supposed to be president of the United States.)

Now that I've gotten that off my chest, let's turn to last night's episode, "The Blue Comet."

Another new character was introduced, thankfully one from the present century. That would be Rhiannon, a very beautiful (albeit depressed and anorexic) fashion model with whom A.J. attended high school. Rhiannon was plainly out of A.J.'s league back then, but when the two crossed paths in the psych ward, they bonded. She appears to be encouraging A.J.'s increasingly worrisome fascination with violent events in the Middle East. Rhiannon doesn't talk much, but she has "trouble" written all over her. We can assume from her name ("Rhiannon" was a hit song for Fleetwood Mac in 1975, written and sung by that elusive beauty Stevie Nicks) that her parents collected crystals and batik paintings. Never a good sign. "Rhiannon" is also, Wikipedia tells me, a beautiful horse goddess in Welsh mythology punished for misplacing her newborn child. Also a bad sign. But I'll stop there lest I fall into the very pit Jeff warned us about when he made oblique reference to George Eliot's Middlemarch and the dreadful Rev. Edward Casaubon ("this dried-up pedant … groping after his mouldy futilities"), who is not welcome in Slate's TV Club. I will merely state that Rhiannon strikes me as just the sort of fetching sprite who could lead A.J. down a very destructive path.

Terry: One of the very best things about The Sopranos is the richness of the names, starting with Tony's boy-named-Sue surname. How do you guys do it? Do you hold contests among the writing staff? Do you Google to explore hidden meanings? The person who came up with Cosette for the name of Adriana's Maltese deserves the grand prize, but kudos to "Meadow," "Big Pussy," and "Phil Leotardo" (the latter so haunted by the shame of his family's traditional name being feminized by a careless clerk at Ellis Island that he is now determined to whack Tony Soprano just to prove that he's got stugots). And many, many more.

Back to last night's episode. The last battle has begun. As Jeff notes, Bobby Bacala is dead (buon' anima), and Silvio Dante, though in the hospital, seems unlikely to survive being gunned down as he was leaving the strip bar. (Talk about disrespecting the Bing! Brian, did you find the sight of pole dancers shivering outside the club to glimpse the grim aftermath as strangely poignant as I did?) Tony has been fired abruptly by Melfi, who, as Jeff astutely points out, was motivated less by social science than by shame. It's a pretty stressful moment for Tony to suspend "terapy." Among other worries, how do you get your hands on selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors when you've gone to the mattresses? Even if Tony can find a new doctor who'll prescribe over the phone, there's the problem of actually picking up the damn things, and if I were Phil I'd have cugines staking out every CVS in Essex County.

Brian, I'm sure you noticed that Patsy Parisi managed to escape the ambush outside the Bing. What are we to make of that? My friend Glenn Garvin, television critic of the Miami Herald, posits that the botched hit on Phil Leotardo was the work of a mole, and he reminds us that Paulie was previously seen passing information to Phil's predecessor, Johnny Sack. Is it mere coincidence that when Phil was identifying the targets, he explicitly steered cleared of Paulie? But if Paulie sabotaged the Leotardo hit, then Patsy would have to have been in on it, too, because Patsy was the intermediary. But that fits. You may recall that waaaay back when Patsy belonged to Uncle Junior's crew, Patsy's brother, Phillip "Philly Spoons" Parisi, got whacked by Tony, and Patsy gave serious thought to capping Tony in return. He finally rejected the idea and instead exacted revenge by pissing in Tony's pool. This all makes the courtship by Patsy's son, Patrick, of one Meadow Soprano seem kind of sinister.

I certainly hope we aren't headed for a denouement in which Meadow dies in Tony's place. That's way too Godfather III. We've discussed this possibility before, but it resurfaced in the scene in which Tony, in Artie Bucco's restaurant, started playfully shadowboxing to the lush Intermezzo from Mascagni's Cavalleria Rusticana, famously used by Martin Scorsese ("Marty" to his many fans in the DiMeo family) as the title theme for Raging Bull. Less famously (and more derivatively), Francis Coppola later used the same piece of music in Godfather III when Michael Corleone held the limp body of his daughter, killed by his own would-be assassin. A hint of things to come in the last episode of The Sopranos? That would be a shame on many levels, and I know Brian agrees with me. Another question for Terry: How does the music, always used to brilliant effect, get picked for The Sopranos?

Admiringly,
Tim

Week 8: Who Comes Up With All These Great Names?

Posted Monday, June 4, 2007, at 5:39 PM ET
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Jeffrey Goldberg is a national correspondent for the Atlantic and the author of Prisoners: A Story of Friendship and Terror. Stephen Metcalf is Slate's critic at large. He is working on a book about the 1980s. Timothy Noah is a senior writer at Slate. Brian Williams is the anchor and managing editor of NBC Nightly News. Terence Winter is a writer and an executive producer of The Sopranos. His teleplay "Pine Barrens," written with Tim Van Patten, won the 2001 Writers Guild Award and the Edgar Award.
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Remarks from the Fray Editor:

As a basic cable slum-dweller, the Fray Editor has been following the discussion of The Sopranos with admiration and envy. The passion, erudition, and insight of the show's fans—Slate's commentators and Fraysters alike—proves the case that this series is not to be missed. Below, Fray poster lucabrasi considers how the 6.5 season story arc has led the show inevitably to the present moment.

May this weekend's finale exceed your wildest expectations. My prediction? Paulie Walnuts in the Bing with a shoe buffer.—G.A.

Remarks from the Fray:

I must salute the excellent close of the mob wars arc that started way back in Season One.

Looking back from today, with Tony's Jersey crime family indeed looking like a "glorified crew" in the eyes of New York, one can see it, almost clearly:

Season One: Tony's issues were of ascension in that smallish Jersey family. Jackie Sr. was dying; Uncle Junior was the designated "front don," and yet bitter enough about Tony's power to use Livia's ambiguous directives to hit Tony. Didn't work. Junior was exiled and took on Federal heat; Tony had the others killed.

Season Two: Richie Aprile gets out of prison. A theme begins: guys out of prison resent Tony, who never served. But Richie, too, is "local Jersey trouble." His escalating conflict with Tony is going to be dealt with rather easily -- Tony wants Richie hit, but Janice delivers a dose of even MORE "local" justice.

Meanwhile, I think NYC underboss Johnny Sack turns up living in Jersey, but promising Tony "I don't want to wet my beak."

The main NYC Don is Carmine Sr, an old school guy. Tony can deal with Carmine Sr, but Sack starts getting that lean and hungry look...

Seasons Three and Four: Other issues are on the table (Jackie Jr., Tony and Carm's marriage), but Tony's adversaries are manageable: made guy Ralphie and the ever-more-ambitious and angry Sack. Ralphie is eliminated, quietly (if NYC ever finds out...). Sack wants Tony to hit Old Man Carmine; Tony pulls out at the last moment. Sack looks to be vengeful.

Season Five: The big trouble all starts here, with the release of the "Class of '84". It's like four Richie Apriles. Tony has a lotta plates to spin: an old-timer named Feech who wants it all, locally, Tony's cousin Tony B, the "Rockford Guy" (Joe Santos) who Tony B idolizes as a father, and a real hothead named Phil Leotardo.

Carmine Sr. croaks. Phil joins with Sack against Little Carmine, Tony B joins with the Rockford Guy and Rusty in backing Little Carmine's play. Tony elects to back off and see how Jersey can benefit from the ensuing bloodshed, of which there is a lot.

During all this, two little matters occur: Seeking owed cash, Tony subjects Phil Leotardo to a body-breaking car crash and beats up Phil at the accident site as a "throw-in." Tony B kills Phil's brother Billy Leotardo.

In retrospect, these last two actions were perhaps...unfortunate.

Sack and Phil kill more guys than Little Carmine's team. Little caves ("It's a stagmire.") Sack ascends to Donhood. Tony can deal with Sack (having killed Tony B as a burnt offering), and Sack will stave off the still vengeful Phil Leotardo.

But right at the end of Season Five, the Feds nab Sack. Go directly to jail.

Season 6A: Sack's in prison, but the putative boss, with Phil fronting him on the outside. Tony's shot for a few episodes. The "gay Vito issue" gives Phil new reason for putting the pressure on Tony's Jersey boys. With Sack losing power by the day, Phil contemplates his rages against Tony: getting beaten up by Tony, paying money to Tony, brother killed by the cousin of Tony, gay Vito protected by Tony. Phil has a heart attack to match Tony's gutshot. Things seem peaceful between these two wounded warriors. But this guy Butch turns up, taunting Tony.

Season 6B. Tony's luck with New York runs out, via a series of crap outs: Sack dies of cancer; Doc kills Gerry; Phil kills Doc.. Phil is "the big boss man," finally, and the worst possible New York Don Tony Soprano could face. Filled with jailhouse vengeance and itching to consolidate power, Phil pushes Tony too far (with the sexual insult of Coco towards Meadow, ultimately). Tony retaliates (curbing); Phil says "there's nothing left to talk about," and here we are.

Now, I' m not sure how much of that was plotted early on by Chase and Company, but looking back on it, you see how this final, fatal gang war was literally years in the making. Tony Soprano fended off Jersey threats (Junior, Richie), kept the peace with Carmine Sr, dangerously dueled with Sack (the longest of Tony's strategic encounters), sat out the gang war to replace Carmine Sr...and ended up on the wrong end of Phil's bloody ascension to the throne of the New York Family.

Where things are now is where they HAVE to be. Inevitability.

--lucabrasi

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