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Week 5: Does NBC Have the Scoop on Tony's Murder?

Posted Tuesday, May 8, 2007, at 11:16 AM ET

Timothy Noah chatted with readers about The Sopranos on June 7. Read the transcript here.

Dear Tim and Brian,

Here's a small Rao's story: I'm there one night with a group of four FBI agents, having a reasonably good time (even though they spent much of dinner defending J. Edgar Hoover's record on civil rights) when in walk five thick-necked bridge-and-tunnel thugs in mock turtlenecks and floor-length leather coats. They approach two men at the bar—thinner, but even meaner-looking, like Phil Leotardo-mean—and the seven of them start hugging and kissing each other like they're at some Ecstasy-fueled rave. My FBI guys are watching this suspiciously. I ask, "What's going on?" One of the FBI agents says, "What you got there is a just-released-from-jail-party-type-situation going on." Two of the agents then went outside to take down license plates.

This is what makes Rao's great. Not the sauce, by the way. I actually prefer Paul Newman's.

Did I mention that Woody Allen was at the next table, canoodling with his sort-of-not stepdaughter?

In reference to your game, Tim: Whaddaya doing to us? We're reporters.

We cover the White House. That said, this administration's Johnny Sack is quite obviously ... former Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta. (Or is he the current secretary of transportation?)

I'm hoping, of course, that Gen. Petraeus turns out to be Johnny Sack, but I have my doubts. And to extend the boundaries of the game a bit, I'm picturing Harry Reid as Artie Bucco. Think about it. I'm having a hard time finding the Paul Wolfowitz in the cast. Not to get too obviously ethnic about it, but is he Hesh?

And speaking of Semites, Tim, did you hear the word tsoris in Sunday's episode? I didn't. How is it that a guy named Williams heard tsoris and one named Goldberg didn't? This is only one of several mysteries to crop up recently. On the Southside Johnny question, I still don't have a clue. I might have to resort to actual reporting to figure this one out.

I have a theory that's suddenly come to me that I have to share: You've noticed, of course, that this Slate dialogue has an excellent record of placing its participants on the actual show—Leon Wieseltier, and Jerry Capeci, just a couple of weeks ago. (OK, so Leon's appearance in the dialogue came after his appearance on the show, but in my mind it came before.) Here's my theory: I'm beginning to suspect that Brian did not visit the set in order to report on the show but instead to be on the show.

Perhaps to tape a mock newscast announcing the murder of Tony Soprano?

Far-fetched, maybe. Plausible? Yes, I think so. After all, he's the one who pointed out—perhaps to throw people off the trail—that NBC seems uncannily lucky in the product-placement sweepstakes this season.

And yes, I realize that I'm becoming the James Jesus Angleton of Sopranos commentary.

Here's another game for us: Name a network anchor and find the corresponding Sopranos character. Brian, any guesses? Or wishes?

Best,
Jeff

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Week 5: Does NBC Have the Scoop on Tony's Murder?

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Jeffrey Goldberg is a national correspondent for the Atlantic and the author of Prisoners: A Story of Friendship and Terror. Stephen Metcalf is Slate's critic at large. He is working on a book about the 1980s. Timothy Noah is a senior writer at Slate. Brian Williams is the anchor and managing editor of NBC Nightly News. Terence Winter is a writer and an executive producer of The Sopranos. His teleplay "Pine Barrens," written with Tim Van Patten, won the 2001 Writers Guild Award and the Edgar Award.
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Remarks from the Fray Editor:

As a basic cable slum-dweller, the Fray Editor has been following the discussion of The Sopranos with admiration and envy. The passion, erudition, and insight of the show's fans—Slate's commentators and Fraysters alike—proves the case that this series is not to be missed. Below, Fray poster lucabrasi considers how the 6.5 season story arc has led the show inevitably to the present moment.

May this weekend's finale exceed your wildest expectations. My prediction? Paulie Walnuts in the Bing with a shoe buffer.—G.A.

Remarks from the Fray:

I must salute the excellent close of the mob wars arc that started way back in Season One.

Looking back from today, with Tony's Jersey crime family indeed looking like a "glorified crew" in the eyes of New York, one can see it, almost clearly:

Season One: Tony's issues were of ascension in that smallish Jersey family. Jackie Sr. was dying; Uncle Junior was the designated "front don," and yet bitter enough about Tony's power to use Livia's ambiguous directives to hit Tony. Didn't work. Junior was exiled and took on Federal heat; Tony had the others killed.

Season Two: Richie Aprile gets out of prison. A theme begins: guys out of prison resent Tony, who never served. But Richie, too, is "local Jersey trouble." His escalating conflict with Tony is going to be dealt with rather easily -- Tony wants Richie hit, but Janice delivers a dose of even MORE "local" justice.

Meanwhile, I think NYC underboss Johnny Sack turns up living in Jersey, but promising Tony "I don't want to wet my beak."

The main NYC Don is Carmine Sr, an old school guy. Tony can deal with Carmine Sr, but Sack starts getting that lean and hungry look...

Seasons Three and Four: Other issues are on the table (Jackie Jr., Tony and Carm's marriage), but Tony's adversaries are manageable: made guy Ralphie and the ever-more-ambitious and angry Sack. Ralphie is eliminated, quietly (if NYC ever finds out...). Sack wants Tony to hit Old Man Carmine; Tony pulls out at the last moment. Sack looks to be vengeful.

Season Five: The big trouble all starts here, with the release of the "Class of '84". It's like four Richie Apriles. Tony has a lotta plates to spin: an old-timer named Feech who wants it all, locally, Tony's cousin Tony B, the "Rockford Guy" (Joe Santos) who Tony B idolizes as a father, and a real hothead named Phil Leotardo.

Carmine Sr. croaks. Phil joins with Sack against Little Carmine, Tony B joins with the Rockford Guy and Rusty in backing Little Carmine's play. Tony elects to back off and see how Jersey can benefit from the ensuing bloodshed, of which there is a lot.

During all this, two little matters occur: Seeking owed cash, Tony subjects Phil Leotardo to a body-breaking car crash and beats up Phil at the accident site as a "throw-in." Tony B kills Phil's brother Billy Leotardo.

In retrospect, these last two actions were perhaps...unfortunate.

Sack and Phil kill more guys than Little Carmine's team. Little caves ("It's a stagmire.") Sack ascends to Donhood. Tony can deal with Sack (having killed Tony B as a burnt offering), and Sack will stave off the still vengeful Phil Leotardo.

But right at the end of Season Five, the Feds nab Sack. Go directly to jail.

Season 6A: Sack's in prison, but the putative boss, with Phil fronting him on the outside. Tony's shot for a few episodes. The "gay Vito issue" gives Phil new reason for putting the pressure on Tony's Jersey boys. With Sack losing power by the day, Phil contemplates his rages against Tony: getting beaten up by Tony, paying money to Tony, brother killed by the cousin of Tony, gay Vito protected by Tony. Phil has a heart attack to match Tony's gutshot. Things seem peaceful between these two wounded warriors. But this guy Butch turns up, taunting Tony.

Season 6B. Tony's luck with New York runs out, via a series of crap outs: Sack dies of cancer; Doc kills Gerry; Phil kills Doc.. Phil is "the big boss man," finally, and the worst possible New York Don Tony Soprano could face. Filled with jailhouse vengeance and itching to consolidate power, Phil pushes Tony too far (with the sexual insult of Coco towards Meadow, ultimately). Tony retaliates (curbing); Phil says "there's nothing left to talk about," and here we are.

Now, I' m not sure how much of that was plotted early on by Chase and Company, but looking back on it, you see how this final, fatal gang war was literally years in the making. Tony Soprano fended off Jersey threats (Junior, Richie), kept the peace with Carmine Sr, dangerously dueled with Sack (the longest of Tony's strategic encounters), sat out the gang war to replace Carmine Sr...and ended up on the wrong end of Phil's bloody ascension to the throne of the New York Family.

Where things are now is where they HAVE to be. Inevitability.

--lucabrasi

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