First-person shooter games feature overmuscled men and awesomely fit women. Naturally, they represent a comedic gold mine. Machinima makers get reliable laughs by contrasting the violent worlds these characters inhabit with tender, romantic situations. This clip, masterminded by Second City alum Andy Cobb, is distinguished by its well-dubbed dialogue, original power-rock song, and the ironic use of the game Unreal Tournament's built-in heroic panning shots. The lyrics probe the motivation problem lying at the heart of many video games: Why am I here? Why must I blow everything up? These subversive questions lead to another: Why do I play video games?