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Here's the joke.

A strict Muslim, a moderate Muslim, and a liberal Muslim are walking down the street when they see a beautiful woman. The strict Muslim shouts, "God forbid!" The moderate says, "God is great!" or "Allahu akbar." And the liberal says, "Inshallah," or "God willing!"

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