Well, it's been a craaaazy two years. After Fargo came out, everyone wanted to hear what I had to say about music, and pop culture, and, well, everything. I got this sweet gig at Spin—I mean, they let me write about whatever I want. I mean, seriously, whatever I want. I love my new life, and my new glasses. And my new haircut! My girlfriend said people in New York would "get" this haircut more. I guess she's right, but now I have to use all these products to make sure it looks good. It does look good … right?