Hey there, I'm Chuck Klosterman, critic for the Akron Beacon Journal, and my first book, Fargo Rock City, just came out, and I'm soooo excited. I'm a Midwestern boy—North Dakota born and bred—so I had this brilliant idea that they could take my photo in a cornfield so everyone would know. I remember the day they took this picture; the sun was totally shining in my face, that's why I'm squinting.