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How To Swing

Posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006, at 6:22 PM ET
DON'T YOU DARE attempt this in your local schoolyard if you haven't paid Steven Olson a fee!
Please remember, if you employ this method to knock out your playmate's tooth or break his nose, you MUST PAY STEVEN A FEE!

Posted Wednesday, June 28, 2006, at 6:22 PM ET
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