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Upon a T-Shirt A very short poem.

By Evan Eisenberg
Posted Tuesday, March 14, 2006, at 11:24 AM ET

[front]

What does it say? No matter—it's
A pretext to peruse my tits;
Whilst on the other side you'll find

[back]

Post-text to study: my behind.

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Evan Eisenberg's essays and satire have appeared in The New Yorker, the Atlantic, and other publications but rarely on garments. His book The Recording Angel was recently reissued, in a new edition.
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