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Why Can't D.C. Prosecute the Snipers?Because it's a penal colony!
By Timothy NoahPosted Wednesday, Oct. 30, 2002, at 1:55 PM ET
Strangely absent from news coverage about the jostling between Maryland, Virginia, Alabama, and the federal government over who will get dibs on prosecuting sniper suspects John Allen Muhammad and John Lee Malvo is any discussion about Washington, D.C., where the snipers killed Pascal Charlot, a retired carpenter from Haiti. The papers are detailing prosecution efforts as far-flung as Antigua, but they're silent about whether or when the District will indict Muhammad and Malvo for murder. The only reference Chatterbox can find is a glancing mention in the Oct. 29 Washington Post that the D.C. police are "working closely with the U.S. attorney's office to bring charges." What those charges are, and when we'll see them, is anybody's guess.
D.C.'s irrelevance to the sniper prosecution irks Chatterbox because he lives just a few blocks away from the corner of Kalmia and Georgia avenues, where Charlot was killed. To be sure, the District can't make the best case for going to the head of the line; in a logical world, Maryland would because that's where the greatest number of killings occurred. But why aren't we even in the running?
Because D.C. doesn't have a district attorney! That's right: Along with no U.S. senator and a U.S. representative who doesn't get to vote on the House floor, living in Washington means doing without a local prosecutor. When somebody gets caught committing a serious crime in D.C., he gets turned over to the U.S. attorney. (Civil cases, traffic violations, misdemeanors, and juvenile offenses are handled by the D.C. Corporation Counsel.) The U.S. attorney works for the U.S. attorney general, whose priority at the moment is to bigfoot all local jurisdictions and seek the death penalty under an obscure federal law called the Hobbs Act. D.C. will just have to wait!
As it happens, there's a referendum next week on the D.C. ballot about giving D.C. its own elected district attorney—or rather, since this is D.C., a referendum about whether the D.C. City Council should ask Congress to let it have its own district attorney. Frank Howard, who is managing the campaign for Referendum A, says that the measure has some support among some congressional leaders in both parties. Given Congress' hostile attitude toward D.C. home rule in the past, it's unlikely this effort will go anywhere. (Though Chatterbox will certainly vote for Referendum A.) In the meantime, the system will maintain its maddening indifference about what is (yawn) just another murder in Washington, D.C.
Remark From The Fray:
As I see it, the problem with Washington the City, as opposed to the District of Columbia, is that Washington should not be within DC.
The DC should be very small, as the Vatican, and Washington should be a City within either Maryland or Virginia. Perhaps even two cities, one north and one south. Washington Chips and Washington Grits.
Then, with the exception of the President and Vice President, no one should be allowed to claim residency in DC. Any one that had to spend sometime within a dormitory or a barrack there, should do so on a temporary basis, hence retaining their home residency …
Simple and everyone wins. I for sure wouldn't want the US Congress to take care of my garbage collection and police …
And you would finally get a say on those rascals.... yeah! go vote them out of office... or try to....
-- Tony Esporma
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(10/30)
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