sports nut
columns
- It's the Thinking Man's Game, Stupid
What's with all the dumb baseball commentary on television?
Ben Mathis-Lilley
posted Oct. 13, 2008 - A Prayer for the Tampa Bay Rays
Sure, Cubs supporters have been suffering longer, but Rays fans have it much, much worse.
Tim Marchman
posted Oct. 8, 2008 - Cocktail Chatter: Baseball Playoffs Edition
How to fake your way through the 2008 baseball playoffs.
Justin Peters
posted Oct. 1, 2008 - This Call to the Bullpen Is Eroding My Stomach Lining
The cruel torture of watching the New York Mets' relief pitchers.
Josh Levin
posted Sept. 25, 2008 - Stopping Makes Sense
Vince Young might not be cut out for the NFL—and that's OK.
Stefan Fatsis
posted Sept. 17, 2008 - Search for more sports nut articles
- Subscribe to the sports nut RSS feed
- View our complete sports nut archive
The World Series: Angels vs. Giants
Hugo Lindgren, a frequent "Sports Nut" contributor, is filing game-by-game dispatches on the Fall Classic.
My man Chone Figgins got another shot at immortality last night, a pinch-running gig. Even in this tiny sliver of an opportunity, it was my hope that Figgins would do something brilliant and establish himself as the new David Eckstein. I am just so tired of the endless Eckstein rhapsody. Now, I agree, the miniature Angels shortstop plays with guts and heart and all that. He looks like a cross between Linus from Peanuts and Lupus from The Bad News Bears, and how can you not root for that? But enough already. His range in the field is such that he makes the routine play seem spectacular, he has a weak arm, and though you'd never guess it from the way he has been canonized by the media, he is not hitting all that well either. He has been up 65 times in the postseason and has yet to produce an extra-base hit, yielding a slugging percentage under .300. There are, yes, pitchers who do better than this.
So that's why I was pulling for Figgins. He wound up doing OK. If he had rounded third, instead of sliding, the 23-year-old rookie from Leary, Ga., could've possibly scored when Barry Bonds bobbled Garret Anderson's blooper. But with nobody out, the premium was on not screwing up, and Figgins did not screw up. Then, when Troy Glaus crushed a double over Bonds' head in left, Figgins scored easily.
One of the problems with this otherwise excellent World Series is that neither team relies much on their bench. This has two consequences: 1) It reduces the chances that a complete nobody is going to play the role of the Unlikely Hero; on these teams, the complete nobodies leave the pine for pinch running or an inning of defense, and that's about it.
2) The lack of a bench limits the managers' ability to make interesting intra-game moves. That, however, seems to suit Dusty Baker and Mike Scioscia just fine. They are completely content in their role as Minimalist Managers. This is what they do: They play the same lineup as often as possible. They do not platoon, they do not juggle who's hot and who's not, and they do not make weird maneuvers based on hunches. They change pitchers based on very predictable criteria. They have the respect of their players, which they seemed to have earned, in part, by never hassling them. Dusty, of course, is so laissez faire he lets his kids run around on the field.
I was thinking about this last night because I was watching the game at Bobby V's, the sports bar owned by recently deposed Mets manager Bobby Valentine. He, of course, is the opposite of a laissez-faire minimalist. He is a talker, a tinkerer, a manipulator, a multipurpose pain in the ass. It is perhaps not a coincidence that he is out of a job, as athletes these days seem to perform better when their manager and/or coach isn't constantly telling them what to do and how to do it.
Whatever his managerial prospects, however, Valentine definitely has a future in the hospitality business. His bar is a wonderful place to watch a baseball game. Though it's on the ground floor of a bleak Ramada hotel (across the highway from Shea Stadium), it's tastefully done, with lots of cool jerseys and yearbooks and baseball cards. The bartender told me that Valentine selected the stuff from his own collection and personally arranged the displays. Serious thinking went into it; under the laminated bar, I noticed, just to the left of my dinner plate, the Topps card of Yankee pitcher Mike Kekich, best remembered for swapping wives in the early 1970s with teammate ... what was the other dude's name? Oh yeah, Fritz Peterson, whose card just happened to be a few inches away. Nice, Bobby.
A delightfully random assortment of folks showed up to watch the game at Bobby V's, and maybe because most of them weren't from New York, they were deeply into it. There was a traveling tae kwon do team, a couple of planeloads of flight attendants, a local guy who was willing to bet every penny he had left in the world that the Jets still played at Shea, and two businessmen who had a drink, left for half an hour, and returned bearing stupid grins and a couple of local ladies whose meters were clearly running. It was the like the bar in Star Wars—there was one of everything.
The late Anaheim rally met with boisterous approval. I asked an especially overjoyed woman why she was rooting for the Angels. She confessed that she and the friend she was sitting with were "total Mets groupies" and that they were "just happy that someone besides the Yankees was going to win."
But, I gently pointed out, the Giants aren't the Yankees, either.
"Yes, it's a win-win situation," she said, and continued to let herself be caught up in the moment.
If tonight's game is tight, it may be a test of which Minimal Manager is more adept at breaking habits. Game 7 is, after all, the one game of the year where improvisation can be rewarded, at least as far as the pitching staff goes. Neither manager can be all that confident about his starter. When it was clear the other night that Angels starter Jarrod Washburn just did not have it, I wondered if Scioscia was tempted to pull him after one or two innings, with the idea that he could bring him back for Game 7. Rookie John Lackey is not exactly the guy you want your whole season riding on.
Baker, though, may have the bigger problem. Rodriguez, Worrell, and Nen, his three crack relievers, got lit up last night, and unless Livan Hernandez summons some of that special Cuban mojo and becomes a radically different pitcher from the one we saw in Game 4, the Giants are likely to need big outs from all three of them. Who knows, maybe their confidence is intact and they'll come through. Jason Schmidt might have enough gas left from Thursday's start to go after a hitter or two. Certainly Kirk Rueter is available.
Me, I am rooting hard for the Angels. I remain hopeful that Chone Figgins will have his big moment and become the Unlikely Hero. But I will more than settle for David Eckstein coming through in the clutch with his first extra base hit. Lupus rocks!
Remark From The Fray (Game 7):
how is a 24yr old rookie who pitched in relief and on short rest consistently excellent or at least pretty good throughout the playoffs an "unlikely hero?" by now, one might well expect good things from him ... he basically took the old Ramiro Mendoza role and ran with it
"something less than extraordinary" is a bit petty way to describe a rookie who starting (again) on short rest pitched five innings of one run ball, and likely to have been able to pitch another inning
Peter Gammon gave Lackey, Donnelly, and Rodriguez their kudos ... Lindgren rather root for some pitch runner than offer a real compliment to someone who saved the Angels bacon in a game v the Yanks, matched zeroes with a Twin's ace for seven innings to pitch his team to a win, get a hit at his first at bat in his short MLB career, and win Game Seven ... the first rookie to do so since 1909.
he did more than "get the job done"
-- Joe
(To reply, click here.)
Remark From The Fray (Game 6):
"They play the same lineup as often as possible. They do not platoon,"
WRONG, now your information before you partake is sloppy Sports journalism.
The Angels platooned all year long Adam Kennedy and Benji Molina at 2nd base, Molina against left handed pitchers, Kennedy against right handed pitchers.
-- Scott
(To reply, click here.)
Remarks From The Fray (Game 5):
6 of the last 7 teams down 3-2 with the final 2 at their home park came back to win.
Of course, the last team to do it was the 2001 D-backs with Johnson and Schilling to pitch games 6 and 7. The team before that, the 1991 Twins, needed the big home field advantage of the packed & loud Metrodome and Jack Morris to pitch 10 innings for the Game 7 win over the Braves.
Anaheim does not have this sort of starting depth to compare (indeed, the point of the article). Still, they are full of guys who don't give up ABs. Should be an interesting weekend.
-- J Cormac
(To reply, click here.)
Has there been a decent throw to the plate by any outfielder yet? Neither team seems to have an outfielder who can get a ball home or close to it. Has anyone kept track of the number of runs scored as the result of these mediocre plays? Dusty's son is the smallest object to come close to home when scoring was on the line.
-- Michael Blackman
(To reply, click here.)
You emphasize the weaknesses of the Giants pitching line up in this year's World Series. While your criticism is justified to a degree, you focus on the Giants disaterous throws while Anaheim's have been much worse (proof is in the numbers in game 5). True, both teams are playing head to head with some second rate pitching.
But it's a low blow to harp on Schmit and Zerbe, who exploded with talent in game 5 when a win was critical for the World Series advantage. Why not point out what JT did in his last TV interview, that the Giants may have inconsistencies, but it IS interesting that its players share the limelight, each one coming through for the team at different moments and shining, in fact, under the most intense pressure. Doesn't that comraderie reflect true sportsmanship, as opposed to insulting some of the country's best athletes by comparing them to KMART polyester sheets piled high in the bargain bin?
After all, the Giants must have done *something* right if they've come this far and are leading the series 3-2.
-- SF Resident
(To reply, click here.)
Remarks From The Fray (Game 4):
Well, the Giants won and the series is now 2-2. No doubt we will now be treated to a host of stories about how the threat of Barry Bonds and his 3 intentional walks is why the Giants won the game. The other Giant hitters will be applauded for "taking advantage" of the opportunity presented by Bonds' presence in the lineup, and the improved Giant pitching -- the real reason why the Giants won game 4 and lost game 3 -- will be an afterthought.
I'm all in favor of recognizing Bonds' ability. He is the best player in the game today and, with three home runs in the World Series, has been the best player in the Series. But I am opposed to focusing solely on Bonds and pretending that he is the only thing, or even the most important thing, in the Series. When the Angels win, I think reporters should report that the Angels won and why they won. And if the Angels score 11 runs, it just might be possible that they won by hitting the ball, not by pitching around Barry Bonds. If the Giants win, report that. But if the Giants won because they pitched well and J.T. Snow and David Bell hit the ball, report that, not Bonds' intentional walks. But we'll see what comes up tomorrow.
-- Meph
(To reply, click here.)
Last night after game 4 I wrote [the above post—ed.]. As it turns out, what we got was:
I have to admit that Game 4 was almost heartbreaking. [Paragraph] Not because of who won or lost, but because of all those deadeningly anticlimactic intentional walks. Barry Bonds, the Babe Ruth of Our Time, came to the plate four times and got exactly one chance to swing the bat.
It turns out that I was overgenerous. I actually, if foolishly, thought that there would be some little bit in the article about the game that wasn't about Barry Bonds (or Bonds v. Rodriguez). I even thought that the other Giant hitters would get some small amount of credit and the Giant pitching would be an "afterthought." Turns out the other Giant hitters and the pitchers weren't even worth an afterthought.
-- Meph
(To reply, click here.)
Bonds reaches the plate, one out, with men on second and third in a three run game. The decision to walk him is easy as pie, right? You have to hit that darn strike zone three times and he just too likely to take anything in the zone out of the park. So the catcher stands up and the formality of the intentional walk begins.
But the Giants could choose to change the equation. Let's say Barry takes a perfunctory swing at pitch-out the first. Now the count is 0-1 and the math changes. Only 2 strikes.... hmm.... maybe we should pitch to the guy. Still pitching out, swing again. Now at 0-2 is the decision to pitch-out easy. This is now beyond my limited ability to guess but it's interesting.
I can easily be persuaded that this is dumb if both managers agree that the advantage goes over to the pitcher on 0-1 then shouldering the bat and walking to first is automatic. If they both agree that 0-2 is the turning point then shouldn't Barry swing once just to give the pitcher that one extra opportunity to muff the throw (and maybe get inside their head a little). The big payoff for fans would be if the managers disagreed on where the break even point was. I can easily imagine Dusty Baker opting to let Bonds have a go at 0-2 (less now than after the 3rd inning last night). And in that case would you intentionally walk Barry, 0-2 ? Maybe, but it would be more interesting....
-- Colin
(To reply, click here.)
Yes, the column read as a slam on Barry's selfish seeming demeanor. But the line about a sense of self-preservation being the reason why Bonds is better at 38 than he was at 28 is the kind of press Bonds (or his agent) would probably be willing to pay for if Hugo wasn't doling it out for free. Why? Because what's really dogging Bonds is not bloop singles or intentional walks, but (generally unspoken) steroid allegations. For just below the surface, to varying degrees, most baseball fans are at least wondering whether Bonds' Golden Years jump in OPS is somehow chemically aided.
By the way, didn't Bonds win an MVP or two back in the early '90s? He must have been a pretty good player then -- just of a different type (i.e., hitting singles and playing the outfield).
-- Fletcher
(To reply, click here.)
Remark From The Fray (Game 3):
So the Angels take a 2-1 lead in the Series, explode for 10 runs on 16 hits (or so), hit around in two consecutive innings, and Slate readers are treated to -- yet another article on Barry Bonds.
Alright, I get it now. Bonds is a great player. Bonds hits the ball a ton. Bonds is selfish. Bonds is -- oh, who cares anymore?
With an offensive explosion like last night, one might think that the Angels' hitting would be the lead. But it isn't. The fact that the Angels batted at all in last night's game is an afterthought to Mr. Lindgren. Lindgren apparently sees the purpose of an Angel at-bat as to make Bonds field the ball (first mention: paragraph six), not to score a mess of runs (first mention: paragraph thirteen). But then, he's just following the script.
The script the media has decided on for this World Series is as follows: Barry Bonds, great player and rotten human being, has finally reached the World Series. Will he choke? Will he succeed? Will he show off his terrible personality? That is what's important, not anything else. So far as I know Bonds has never corked a bat, chased trick-or-treaters in his car, been caught with drugs or prostitutes, and he's never killed anyone. That puts him ahead of plenty of other athletes, but Bonds, (according to Lindgren), is (gasp) selfish. So was Michael Jordan, of course. And almost every other sports star in history. Bonds' problem is that he's a star of baseball when baseball is ruled by Bud Selig, who likes nothing more than to make fans think that baseball isn't worth watching anymore.
My point is not so much that Bonds is being treated unfairly (maybe he is a creep), but that the media has committed to reporting on him, rather than the series, as if Bonds is the only baseball story today. It's just too bad that there was a game last night to get in the way.
-- Meph
(To reply, click here.)
(10/28)
feedback | about us | help | advertise | newsletters | mobile
User Agreement and Privacy Policy | All rights reserved
- Today's Headlines
- Poll: 85 Of Americans Would Like To See Candidates Compete In Funny Obstacle Course
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:00:01 -0400 - 'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:30:31 -0400 - British Corpses Piling Up
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:00:36 -0400 - » More from the Onion
Fiscal Drunkards, Dry OutRuth Marcus | Which candidate could lead us to economic sobriety?
Meyerson: Gods That FailedMilbank: Confidence Isn't Cheap
- Telnaes: McCain's Foray Into Pandora's Box
- Gerson: How He Was Ambushed by History
- Parker: Palin Can Save the Mainstream Media
- Topic A: A Game-Changing Debate?
- Today's Headlines
- White House Fails to Fill Key Anti-Terror Job
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:27:11 GMT - Suicide Spurs Web Regulation in South Korea
Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:24:47 GMT - Are You a 'Digital Native?'
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:55:29 GMT - » More from Newsweek
- Today's Headlines
- Over Before it Began?
Tue, 14 October 2008 17:58:14 GMT - A Bucket of Chicken and No Clue
Tue, 14 October 2008 16:57:24 GMT - The Hitler Comparison
Tue, 14 October 2008 19:01:10 GMT - » More from The Root

sports nut













