Department Index
Ad Report Card 2003:
Advertising deconstructed.
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- Romancing the Tire Swing What's up with that hokey Levitra ad?
Dec. 30, 2003 - Second Bananas of the World, Unite! Miller's great new ad takes on Bud—and fails.
Dec. 22, 2003 - Hoover Glam The ad that makes vacuums seem cool.
Dec. 15, 2003 - Your Cheatin' Cart The problem with Hummer's new ad.
Nov. 24, 2003 - It Oughtta Be the Shoes What's wrong with Adbusters' new anti-Nike campaign?
Nov. 17, 2003 - Chicken-Fried Bull A new ad says KFC's drumsticks are good for you.
Nov. 10, 2003 - The Money Pitch Why spend $32 million to promote the new $20 bill?
Oct. 27, 2003 - Suckling Sucks A Quiznos ad proves that not all publicity is good.
Oct. 20, 2003 - The Tao of Jared The Subway spokesman who won't go away.
Oct. 6, 2003 - Emeril's Tasty Toothpaste The celebrity chef hawks cinnamon-flavored Crest.
Sept. 29, 2003 - What's Up, Chucks? The arresting new ad for Converse sneakers.
Sept. 15, 2003 - Madonna Falls Into the Gap Her new ad's a dud, but Devo cleans up the mess.
Aug. 25, 2003 - Does Heineken Hate Beer Babes?
Aug. 18, 2003 - Nissan's Game of Tag Why is the car company spraying graffiti on its own ads?
Aug. 11, 2003 - New Apple Clones There's a reason those ads for BuyMusic.com seem so familiar.
Aug. 4, 2003 - Pretty Creepy Baby MTV2's weird, shrieking doll.
July 28, 2003 - The Beast Under Your Toenail Lamisil's stomach-turning ad.
July 14, 2003 - Shilling for Schick Jewel hates ads. Except the ones that use her new hit single.
July 7, 2003 - Calling All Metrosexuals The new body spray for your feminine side.
June 30, 2003 - Show Us Your Tats Golden Palace's experiment in nude branding.
June 23, 2003 - General Motors Is Really, Really Sorry This time, they swear they're making better cars. Sound familiar?
June 16, 2003 - The Littlest Endorser Reebok robs the cradle.
June 9, 2003 - The Magic Land Where Race Doesn't Matter In TV commercials, everyone can get along.
June 2, 2003 - The Return of Hilarious Old People Ads that make fun of the elderly.
May 26, 2003 - Martin Scorsese Makes Fun of Himself If only he were joking.
May 19, 2003 - Better Dead Than Red Those awful AT&T ads starring Carrot Top.
May 5, 2003 - Pain Relief A refreshing arthritis-medicine ad starring Frankenstein's monster.
April 28, 2003 - Honda's Incredible Driving Contraption The car ad you'll be e-mailing to all your friends.
April 21, 2003 - Puma's Problem The racy photo that's got a sneaker company steamed.
April 15, 2003 - Blogging for Milk Raging Cow's new viral-marketing gimmick.
April 14, 2003 - Humvee's Obnoxious New Ad And why it's so great.
April 7, 2003 - The Few, the Proud, the Advertisers Moving new commercials for the Army and Marines.
March 31, 2003 - The Oscar Ads How to pitch your product during a war.
March 24, 2003 - Soda Jerk Why is that grouch from American Idol selling Coke?
March 17, 2003 - Hating To Love Nike From the soccer streaker to the ugly exploitation of dogfighting.
March 10, 2003 - Your Logo Goes Here An art exhibit with no art, just ads.
March 3, 2003 - The Ads of War Martin Sheen vs. Tom Ridge in a battle of commercials.
Feb. 24, 2003 - A Brand Called Yao The danger of overexposure for the NBA's newest star.
Feb. 10, 2003 - Immoral Fiber That gross new ad for Metamucil.
Feb. 3, 2003 - The Super Bowl Special!
Jan. 27, 2003 - Hyundai Makes You Go "Ewww!" The car ad where your parents get it on.
Jan. 20, 2003 - What Would Arianna Drive? Her preachy new crusade against SUVs.
Jan. 13, 2003 - Freed by the Beetle Volkswagen rescues a cubicle slave.
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