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from: Lloyd Grove
to: George Rush

More Misadventures of the Second Mrs. Parris Glendening

Posted Wednesday, March 27, 2002, at 3:51 PM ET

Who are these people?

Dear George,

Surely you can't be bought with a bouquet! It takes at least a bottle of 20-year-old port to purchase my soul. All I can say is your wife is one smart lady.



Just curious, what's it like working day in and day out in the gossip biz with one's spouse? Do you ever have knock-down drag-outs over journalistic ethics? Do you run interference for each other with aggrieved bold-face names? I imagine the following scenario: JOANNA MOLLOY: "I just don't know what got into George. It's just terrible what he's done to you, Bianca. I will speak severely to him about this, rest assured. [click.] Hey, George, that Jagger woman really hates that item I wrote about her and the monkey!"

Me, I have only myself to blame. The ol' column isn't coming together very neatly today, though a fun item seems to be shaping up over the online baby registry of the first lady of Maryland. Last week we wrote about how the governor and the second Mrs. Parris Glendening, until recently his top staffer, spent $5,000 in taxpayers' money for a wrought-iron doggy gate. Now the governor's press office is mad at me. Tomorrow I intend to reveal Jennifer Crawford Glendening's need for friends, relatives, or just plain members of the public to buy her a $260 breast pump, among thousands of dollars of other baby equipment.

Anyhow, I better get to it.

Talk to you anon.

Cheers,
Lloyd

from: Lloyd Grove
to: George Rush

More Misadventures of the Second Mrs. Parris Glendening

Posted Wednesday, March 27, 2002, at 3:51 PM ET
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Lloyd Grove, a 22-year veteran of the Washington Post, took over "The Reliable Source" column in May 1999. George Rush writes the "Rush & Molloy" column for the New York Daily News with his wife, Joanna Molloy.
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Let's face facts, all this stuff about terrorists, the Middle East, Enron, Northern Ireland, and the mid-term elections is kind of a downer. Finally, Slate has bravely put forth two people who write about celebrities. I mean I like politics and foreign affairs as much as the next guy, but this has been a long stretch without a lot of humor. Finally, the "Breakfast Table" addresses the real issues: Is Russell Crowe a thuggish alcoholic, do movie people act as badly as we hope they do, and do gossip reporters feel like badly dressed party crashers? Apparently, the answer to all these questions is yes. I for one hope this exchange continues into an exploration of the sexual relationships between famous married people and relatively attractive starlets. By exploration I mean naming names and the reactions of the betrayed spouses. Onward, no more international bummers, and drinks for everyone.

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