Good morning, Jennifer and Daniel,

Good to hear from you both, and a hearty hello to Baltimore from beautiful New York City [ http://www.a1cesspool.com/ ]. I tried looking up some of the stories you referenced, Jen, but alas my subscription to the New York Times online seems to be slightly lapsed [ http://bankrupt.com/ ]. That story about Bulgaria seemed interesting, though [ http://www.headlice.org/ ].

I have always thought myself extremely fortunate that my HMO doesn't cover executions--as I am, for all intents and purposes, legally retarded (I was practicing retardation illegally for a while--without a license, out of the trunk of my car--but have recently stopped after some bad shit went down with a minor.)

If you aren't able to tell, I'm half sleeping as I write--I had a long, terrible night doing research on the Internet [ http://www.sexualcontrol.com/pornography-addiction.html ] and trying to finish up a new screenplay, which I fear, is completely without merit [ http://www.mrcranky.com/movies/judyberlin.html ]. In fact, I had to take the tiniest morsel of Xanax [ http://www.bettyfordcenter.org/ ] to get to bed [ http://www.matgal.com/sealy_posturpedic.htm ].

Congratulations, Jen, on whatever it is the Mets accomplished last night (as you guys know, I've never been all that into sports stuff [ http://www.gay.com/index.html ]).

Well, that's all for now. I have to get to writing. I may even take a little more Xanax just to take the edge off the day [ http://www.judygarland.com/ ].

Eric