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Whitney Matheson and Aaron Schatz

from: Aaron Schatz

Stone Cold: The People's Heel

Posted Tuesday, April 3, 2001, at 1:17 PM ET

Whitney,

That Mariah Carey record deal looks great now, but you have to wonder what it will look like in a couple of years. At this point, the R.E.M. contract looks like the worst deal in the history of the record industry because an album or two after it signed, the cultural waves underwent a seismic shift, and R.E.M. lost a lot of their audience. Despite the new album buzz, R.E.M. is way, way down on the Lycos search list this week, below insignificant R&B act 3LW and the metal tour Ozzfest.



I have much more faith in Mariah than I did in R.E.M. to make money over the course of the contract since we know she can switch back from hip-hop to syrup when the times dictate. Of course, at some point she's not going to be able to romp around her videos in a bikini anymore.

Music goes in cycles, and R.E.M.'s time could come again. Right now we're going through a period much like the late-'80s, with schlock-metal and teen pop ruling the world and splitting pop music into severe male and female sides. The mid-'70s were like that, too. In 1991 Nirvana came to clean house, and punk showed up in 1977, so I wonder when the next revolution will take place. I keep watching the search logs, waiting for a sign of it, but nothing yet. Cookie-cutter rap-metal bands are as popular as ever, although boy bands are fading. 'N Sync is at No. 50 on this week's Lycos 50, and next week they will probably fall off for the first time ever, leaving just Britney on the list to represent teen pop.

I hadn't seen the disc sleeve page before, but it's classic Internet stuff. You name the topic, there is probably an exhaustive study of it on the Web. I recently did a lot of research in order to write two columns on the WWF buying the WCW and ended up spending hours at a site called Wrestlecrap, which catalogs the worst wrestling gimmicks of all time. A wrestling dentist? A fat white guy who claims to be an African king? I'm not sure anything tops the point last year when the WCW made the annoying phone pitchman David Arquette its world champion.

People don't understand how popular wrestling is, and most of them don't even want to think about it. The one thing I've learned is that while I don't enjoy wrestling, and I think Vince McMahon peddling sexuality to little kids is reprehensible, you have to accept his storytelling ability. It's like everything we love about reality TV, only it's fake! You think it was big when Colby turned on Jerri last week? That's nothing compared to last week in wrestling, when McMahon managed to turn the entire WCW into good guys and the most popular wrestler in America, Stone Cold Steve Austin, into a bad guy--in one week. Law and Order isn't the only show that can throw twists in the story line, you know.

PBS may spend money on opera and documentaries, but if the average American had a say, PBS would probably show Raw Is War commercial-free three times a week.

Giving you a "hell yeah,"
Aaron

from: Aaron Schatz

Stone Cold: The People's Heel

Posted Tuesday, April 3, 2001, at 1:17 PM ET
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Whitney Matheson writes "Pop Candy," a weekly pop-culture commentary for usatoday.com. She also compiles a daily entertainment Weblog. Aaron Schatz writes the "Lycos 50," a daily review of the people, places, and things users are searching for online.
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[Wednesday notes from the Fray Editor: Well we're enjoying a nice level of meta-discussion about the Internet, as obviously all Fray workers and posters are top experts in this matter. Fletch suggested that one line from the post below by (noted troublemaker) Neill Hamilton should be the Fray's official motto: "The whole point of things is to argue about them." We think his entire post could be a Mission Statement for Fray posters, it so accurately sums up their world view.

Mangar has a post enticingly titled "All the answers, right here," which leads to a very nice thread. We like Biff's sentence "Since this is the 'Breakfast Table' I'll try to be as pointless and incoherent as possible," though obviously his thesis is totally wrong. We were hoping that Fraypersons would start telling us what they were listening to while they posted, but as the Breakfast Tablers seem to have given up on this too... if you're not careful we'll start telling you in our Notes what the Fray team of musical experts is listening to.]


The whole point of things is to argue about them. While this maybe my legal training bubbling to the surface, the point of things placed in the public commerce of ideas is for them to be debated. What other purpose does Bobby Valentine exist for, except to second guess him on sport radio talk shows? Just because our debate and argument has no effect on the outcome doesn't change our God given right and duty to complain. Hence [any] argument that we should simply accept things is a very denial of of why we were placed on earth. Only Republicans and atheists would attempt to deny God's plan by telling us to shut-up.

--Neill Hamilton

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The voice-mails are still there [on the Psychoexgirlfriend.com site]. You have to scroll down from the ads. If anything, the "hoax" claim has been even more interesting than the site itself. In the end, the early registration date is the only real evidence that the site is a hoax, but it seems perfectly plausible to me that this guy registered the site before all the voice-mails had been left in anticipation of this eventual bonanza. Once you deal with that problem the rest of the argument falls apart. For instance, the fact that the ads are so sophisticated and annoying: it again seems more than plausible that this guy simply took whatever advertising he could get to keep the site going. It must be a real money pit.

Anyway, the hoax argument seems to have entered the conventional wisdom at this point, even to the point that people are announcing that the voice mails aren't even there. The only thing more popular than getting on board a fad is getting on board the debunking of the fad. Around and around we go on this wonderful, productivity-enhancing thing called the Internet

--Michael Paisner

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[Monday notes from the Fray Editor: Pop culture: worthwhile subject or red herring? The Fray isn't sure. No less a personage than Wakefield's wife (and a warm welcome to you ma'am) declared firmly that she was not up for "the adulation of those who're already more than adulated", part of a long and interesting thread. Charmy summed up the arguments nicely, and we really want to know the answers to these questions: do Slate readers fantasize about Washington parties? Does Norm Sloan of NC State have the most garish sports jackets of anyone who ever appeared on TV on regular basis (here)? Have the Old 97s really lost it (here)? Is the correct answer to "Madonna: soul sister or plantation mistress?" in fact another question: "Madonna: One Smart Cookie--or just a silly, rich Pop Tart?" Answers please from Fray posters and Breakfast Tablers.]



I think most people have their gossipy side. And it isn't that much fun to discuss the scandalous personal lives of the politicians and the punditariat (they aren't very attractive, most of 'em), or what they're wearing. In politics, we tend to deride the idea of having someone as an "image" or an "icon," branding themselves like Madonna. In pop culture, this is a time-honored custom. We're invited to fixate on these stars, imagine their lavish houses and parties, etc, whereas I doubt Slate readers fantasize about being invited to Washington parties. Though I think there's a few distinctions to be made. Discussing pop culture that one doesn't personally consume sometimes gets boring (because of the air of condescension, "I would never watch that awful Spears girl").

--Charmy

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