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the breakfast table: An e-mail conversation about the news of the day.

Whitney Matheson and Aaron Schatz

from: Aaron Schatz

What Makes the Web So Great

Posted Tuesday, April 3, 2001, at 11:19 AM ET

Whitney,

Good tired morning. As a fantasy baseball addict, I'm still recovering from Opening Day yesterday. I don't know if you are a big baseball fan, but I know some readers will totally understand when I say that after watching one of my pitchers (Tim Hudson) lose his shot at a win, I was compelled to stay up until 1:30 a.m. to watch another of my pitchers (Kazuhiro Sasaki) pick up a save.



Like a Brazilian soccer player, Seattle's new star Japanese outfielder uses only his first name: Ichiro. I think he's the first baseball player ever to have his first name on his uniform. And people thought the XFL wouldn't change sports.

Once upon a time, Atlanta had a pitcher named Andy Messersmith who wore No. 17. Ted Turner told all the baseball writers that Messmersmith's nickname was Channel, which makes no sense until you realize that WTBS is Channel 17 on the UHF dial in Atlanta. Crafty boy, that Ted.

I noticed that you linked to the How To Dance Properly site at your Weblog yesterday. It got me thinking about what makes the Web so great. Some guy can create this silly little site with animations of him dancing, and within a week or two everyone on earth has e-mailed the link to everyone else they know, he's been mentioned on pages like this one, and now he's considering T-shirts. So much for the death of e-commerce.

The funny kick about How To Dance Properly is that I found out this morning I went to college with the guy who created it, Ze Frank. He played guitar in a band called Dowdy Smack that shared a practice space with my band. This proves that Brown students can accomplish something when they aren't busy picketing and stealing newspapers.

As I discovered yesterday, even though it is this rapid spread of information that makes the Web so much fun, people still think they own the stuff if they found it earlier. I received an e-mail from a fan of Bill Simmons, the Boston Sports Guy, basically accusing me of plagiarism because I had linked to both How To Dance and the transcript of Christopher Walken as the "Trivial Psychic."

Of course, neither Simmons nor I wrote that sketch--it was written by some Saturday Night Live scribe in 1992. Some guy was nice enough to put together a site with SNL transcripts, and now they really belong to the world, not anyone in particular. Just like the now fading All Your Base Are Belong to Us and the latest Web site to explode on the scene, Psychoexgirlfriend.com, which was launched March 20 and within two weeks nearly makes the Lycos 50. It finishes at No. 66, just above actress Shannon Elizabeth. Have you linked to it yet? Your USA Today co-worker Janet Kornblum thinks it might be a hoax.

I did want to get in a plug for Simmons, though, who is probably the funniest sportswriter working today. His columns have to be on your bookmark list; they go past sports to address pop culture in general, so they are right up your alley. Two I recommend: worst sports movies of all time and the idiot's guide to attending an NBA game.

Launching all "zig,"
Aaron

from: Aaron Schatz

What Makes the Web So Great

Posted Tuesday, April 3, 2001, at 11:19 AM ET
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Whitney Matheson writes "Pop Candy," a weekly pop-culture commentary for usatoday.com. She also compiles a daily entertainment Weblog. Aaron Schatz writes the "Lycos 50," a daily review of the people, places, and things users are searching for online.
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[Wednesday notes from the Fray Editor: Well we're enjoying a nice level of meta-discussion about the Internet, as obviously all Fray workers and posters are top experts in this matter. Fletch suggested that one line from the post below by (noted troublemaker) Neill Hamilton should be the Fray's official motto: "The whole point of things is to argue about them." We think his entire post could be a Mission Statement for Fray posters, it so accurately sums up their world view.

Mangar has a post enticingly titled "All the answers, right here," which leads to a very nice thread. We like Biff's sentence "Since this is the 'Breakfast Table' I'll try to be as pointless and incoherent as possible," though obviously his thesis is totally wrong. We were hoping that Fraypersons would start telling us what they were listening to while they posted, but as the Breakfast Tablers seem to have given up on this too... if you're not careful we'll start telling you in our Notes what the Fray team of musical experts is listening to.]


The whole point of things is to argue about them. While this maybe my legal training bubbling to the surface, the point of things placed in the public commerce of ideas is for them to be debated. What other purpose does Bobby Valentine exist for, except to second guess him on sport radio talk shows? Just because our debate and argument has no effect on the outcome doesn't change our God given right and duty to complain. Hence [any] argument that we should simply accept things is a very denial of of why we were placed on earth. Only Republicans and atheists would attempt to deny God's plan by telling us to shut-up.

--Neill Hamilton

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The voice-mails are still there [on the Psychoexgirlfriend.com site]. You have to scroll down from the ads. If anything, the "hoax" claim has been even more interesting than the site itself. In the end, the early registration date is the only real evidence that the site is a hoax, but it seems perfectly plausible to me that this guy registered the site before all the voice-mails had been left in anticipation of this eventual bonanza. Once you deal with that problem the rest of the argument falls apart. For instance, the fact that the ads are so sophisticated and annoying: it again seems more than plausible that this guy simply took whatever advertising he could get to keep the site going. It must be a real money pit.

Anyway, the hoax argument seems to have entered the conventional wisdom at this point, even to the point that people are announcing that the voice mails aren't even there. The only thing more popular than getting on board a fad is getting on board the debunking of the fad. Around and around we go on this wonderful, productivity-enhancing thing called the Internet

--Michael Paisner

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[Monday notes from the Fray Editor: Pop culture: worthwhile subject or red herring? The Fray isn't sure. No less a personage than Wakefield's wife (and a warm welcome to you ma'am) declared firmly that she was not up for "the adulation of those who're already more than adulated", part of a long and interesting thread. Charmy summed up the arguments nicely, and we really want to know the answers to these questions: do Slate readers fantasize about Washington parties? Does Norm Sloan of NC State have the most garish sports jackets of anyone who ever appeared on TV on regular basis (here)? Have the Old 97s really lost it (here)? Is the correct answer to "Madonna: soul sister or plantation mistress?" in fact another question: "Madonna: One Smart Cookie--or just a silly, rich Pop Tart?" Answers please from Fray posters and Breakfast Tablers.]



I think most people have their gossipy side. And it isn't that much fun to discuss the scandalous personal lives of the politicians and the punditariat (they aren't very attractive, most of 'em), or what they're wearing. In politics, we tend to deride the idea of having someone as an "image" or an "icon," branding themselves like Madonna. In pop culture, this is a time-honored custom. We're invited to fixate on these stars, imagine their lavish houses and parties, etc, whereas I doubt Slate readers fantasize about being invited to Washington parties. Though I think there's a few distinctions to be made. Discussing pop culture that one doesn't personally consume sometimes gets boring (because of the air of condescension, "I would never watch that awful Spears girl").

--Charmy

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