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William F. Buckley Jr. and Michael Kinsley

from: Michael Kinsley

Orgies of Mutually Reinforcing Self-Regard

Posted Monday, March 26, 2001, at 3:20 PM ET

Michael Kinsley reminisced on the late William F. Buckley during an online chat on Feb. 28, 2008. Read the transcript.

Dear Bill,

Call me Michael. Or whatever you prefer. I don't feel strongly about it, and there are certainly no political implications. While you suggest that "Mike" may connote left-wing egalitarianism, I have also received hate mail from conservatives suggesting that "Mike" connotes a rugged individualism to which no liberal may decently stake a claim. (I'm putting the point more politely than they do.)



One thing I enjoyed about playing Ed McMahon to your Johnny Carson all those years on Firing Line was your insistence on addressing people by their last names, as a reaction to the false intimacy of other TV talk shows, which promote the illusion that people who appear on television together all hang out together. But cyberspace is definitely the land of first names, and so is the Pacific Northwest, where I now live, and I'm afraid I like that a lot. In everyday life, and not on television, the false intimacy and symbolic egalitarianism are healthy tributes to real intimacy and equality. So it will be "Bill" for the rest of the week.

The Wall Street Journal has an op-ed this morning, "The Case Against McCain-Feingold." Nothing new there--the Journal runs that headline every day. What's interesting is the byline: of all people, Niall Ferguson, the trendy Oxford historian (Britain's answer to Simon Schama). Ferguson says Americans should look at Europe, where campaign finance rules are far stricter, before joining McCain's crusade. Fair enough, but his arguments are bizarrely weak. First, he says, restrictions on election spending lead to less interesting campaigns, which lead to lower voter turnout. But of course voter turnout in Europe is far higher than in the United States. Second, he says, restricting corporate contributions will make political parties more dependent on government funding, which is nefarious for sundry reasons. But of course there is no government funding of U.S. congressional campaigns--the focus of McCain-Feingold--and the bill proposes none. You surprised me with a column last week expressing some sympathy for campaign reform in general. But what's your take on McC-F?

The Times report on the annual Gridiron dinner--the premier event on Washington's journalists-in-dinner-jackets circuit--totally buys into the myth that events like this (the White House Correspondents' dinner, the Radio and TV Correspondents' dinner, another one named after some vegetable: brussel sprouts? alfalfa?) are occasions for the press and politicians to knock each other down a peg or two. "[S]elf-effacement was the main course," the Times reported. That would be news indeed if true, since these events are actually orgies of mutually reinforcing self-regard. What could be more flattering than to be insulted by the president of the United States? And perhaps you can explain the last graph of the Times story to me:

The payoff [for Bush's decision to stay past 11 pm] was a lesson: while reporters and politicians, Republicans and Democrats, sometimes seem like mortal enemies, they all worship--and wink--at the same altar.

Huh? I think there may be a good point here struggling to get out--or maybe smothered in its crib by a night-shift editor--but it's hard to tell.

Finally, for now, I laughed at a full-page ad in the Times: "Not just a last name. A lasting name. ... One voice. One vision. And now, one name. ... We will be known as, simply, Andersen." Not one Times reader in 1,000 will have a clue what this is about, but this one I can explain to you (with help from Slate's Moneybox). Andersen is the big accounting firm, aka Arthur Andersen. In a bitter spin-off, its consulting division set up shop under the ridiculous name "Accenture" (with an invented and irreproducible accent mark over the second "c") and bought a bunch of Times ads to celebrate. This is the spurned parent's response. Based on the money they are squandering on this silly game, I wouldn't hire either firm as my consultant--would you?

Oh yeah, the Oscars. Did you watch? My bottom line: Russell Crowe is a great actor (his acceptance was a model of the form), but Gladiator is preposterous.

And what do you think about Rich Lowry running for mayor of New York? Sincerest form of flattery to you, of course. But sensible?

Thanks for doing this. Over to you.

Mike [sic]

from: Michael Kinsley

Orgies of Mutually Reinforcing Self-Regard

Posted Monday, March 26, 2001, at 3:20 PM ET
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William F. Buckley Jr. is editor at large of National Review. His forthcoming novel is called Elvis in the Morning. Michael Kinsley is editor of Slate.
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[Thursday notes from the Fray Editor: Bruce F. Cole appears to be addressing here some amalgamated version of the two distinguished Breakfast Tablers, but we never let that sort of consideration stand in the way of a cheap shot in The Fray. A couple of readers pointed out that the Girard bequest to which Mr. Buckley refers (Wednesday) was made in the 1840s; the Supreme Court struck down its whites-only provision in 1968. Tom R (yes, again) writes about diversity with the memorable sentence "Working for the Air Force you get all sorts of opportunities to find out how to discriminate against other people, sexually prey on their weaknesses, steal the government's money, and solicit bribes from government contractors." There appears to be some attempt to link this description with Slate, but best left hidden we think.]


Boycotts are for sissies. The Yale students planning a boycott of Clinton's appearance are only doing it to draw attention to themselves. They deserve no such attention. Boycotting a speech doesn't do anything. It doesn't even say anything. It just sort of suggests that people who do not want to do or even say anything want very badly to look as if they are.

Do these Yalies disapprove of Sen. Clinton, or what she represents? Fine; let them show in their post-Yale lives that they stand for something better. That would be a statement worth making. Right now it doesn't sound as if they have anything to say.

--Joseph Britt

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[Wednesday notes from the Fray Editor: The Fray is divided into two camps: those who think modes of address a dull topic, and those who cannot pile their perceptions in fast enough. There is also a meta-level of discussion as to what makes a good "Breakfast Table" and a good Fray--see for example Charmy, here. Alexander Chancellor raises an excellent point about possible national differences in formality.

Those who could tear themselves away from names wanted to discuss affirmative action here, and here ("I'm confused, they're both wrong"). Tom R, in addition to the contribution below, revealed that he once received a memorably specific grant for being an "exceptional married engineering student who planned to attend grad school". We're sure you deserved it Tom. More good stories here and here.

Publius wants the Fray Editor to ask Mr Buckley a question, but Zeitguy knows why she can't: "We talk to Kinsley, Kinsley talks to God, God sends email to Buckley..."]


Being an old friend of Michael or Mike Kinsley, yet still undecided whether to call him Mike or Michael, I am particularly interested in this correspondence. I tend towards calling him Michael, not because I object to "Mike" in any way at all but because I am British and somehow assume that "Michael" is what would be expected of me by Americans, even though Britain long ago became a nation of "Mikes" rather than "Michaels". When I was editor of the Spectator in the 1970s, I published a couple of rather dull articles by a young lawyer under the name Anthony Blair. He is now Prime Minister and would be appalled if anyone called him anything other than Tony.

--Alexander Chancellor

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If, as Mr. Kinsley suggests, Mr. Buckley must defend his preference for civilized formality on grounds other than tradition, it seems to me Kinsley should argue for informality on grounds other than its current vogue among Internet users. They've also made all-lowercase the standard for email, but we're in no rush to adopt that as general usage.

--Scott Dickensheets

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Harvard may be privately controlled but it's larded with government funding in both its research programs and in government subsidies for basic education programs. I'd only accept Mr. Buckley's concept about affirmative action being acceptable for the private sector if in fact Harvard (or any other private college) could set up some sort of 'Chinese Wall' to segregate the publicly funded segments from the privately funded segments. The latter then could come under the Buckley programmatic blessing.

--Tom R

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[Monday notes from the Fray Editor: It would be quite an achievement to be considered the biggest troublemaker on the Fray, but we may have a contender: step forward Neill Hamilton. We are naturally not going to publish the offending post, in which he tries to turn Breakfast Tablers against each other, but we will tell you that he has tried this in the past (here and here) and made a notably bad taste post which required a special reader warning. Amber, below, is doing her best, too.]


Two thoughts for Mr. Buckley: The nicknamed figures of stature you mention are Southerners. For reasons I've never quite plumbed, given names are normally shortened there (I accepted the same sort of abbreviation during several years in the South), regardless of the formality of the situation. Yankees adopt nicknames less consistently.

As a New Yorker somewhere in age between you and Michael Kinsley, I can't escape thinking of you as Mr. Buckley and him as Michael. Age evidently has something to do with it. In print, his bylines are always Michael, but he's a leader in an industry largely run by and for an even younger generation, one far less formal than either of you.

The more interesting question might be if it matters at all in this era. A great many Southerners command respect whatever they're called.

--Ellie C

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What do your parents call you when you are in trouble? By your nickname or by your full name? Seems to me William, and poor Christopher, were awful children who did nothing but get into mischief and trouble. They are just used to being called by their full names.

--Amber

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