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Paul Burka and Walter Shapiro

What Long, Strange Night It's Been

Posted Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2000, at 7:26 PM ET

(THE CURTAIN OPENS on the home-office of a disheveled and sleep-deprived columnist. Pipe tobacco is scattered over a desk that also holds a paperback edition of Richard Nixon's Six Crises and a library-bound copy of Allan Nevins' biography of Grover Cleveland. The columnist is typing at his computer, and we can hear the dull hum of CNN from a TV set offstage).

Breakfast came a little late today, Paul. I envy your long night in Austin, for it sure beat my lonely-guy evening in front of the TV set with my computer on my lap. What is fascinating is how little more we know right now than when I finally stumbled off to bed around 5:00 a.m.

You may wonder about my eclectic reading list. Nixon, who might serve as an unlikely role model for Al Gore, provides what appears to be an honest account of his rationale for not contesting the outcome of the 1960 election. His reasons include: "The bitterness that would have been engendered by such a maneuver on my part would, in my opinion, have done incalculable and lasting damage throughout the country." (Somehow Nixon forgot this high-minded notion during Watergate). As for the long-neglected Grover Cleveland, he was in 1888 the last candidate who won the popular vote but lost the presidency. Nowhere in Nevins or his collected letters is there any complaint that his vote total should matter more than the Electoral College tally.

I'm grateful for several things on this the day after. No one, as far as I can tell, has brayed about the need for "closure" after such a tight election. The Democratic pickup of four Senate seats means that a President Bush would never dare to appoint Antonin Scalia as chief justice if William Rehnquist, as expected, retires. And who would have ever dreamed that Missouri would have elected a dead man to the Senate over troglodyte incumbent John Ashcroft? Especially since the story got lost in the chaos of an election night that shall live for all eternity around the campfires where political junkies congregate.

As someone who believes that Gore should bow to the inevitable if he loses the Florida recount, I still will admit that I found one aspect of the statewide returns to be extremely curious. No, I'm not talking about the more than 2,000 votes that Pitchfork Pat Buchanan received in Palm Beach, where some Gore partisans claim that they punched his name by mistake. (The Buchanan vote total there is not totally outlandish given the size of the county.) Rather what leave me scratching my balding head is the tally from Volusia County, which includes De Land and Daytona Beach. According to the USA Today Web site there were an outlandish 16,149 votes cast there for "other" fringe candidates besides Ralph Nader and Buchanan. Did John Hagelin work every precinct? Is this a famous Libertarian stronghold?

The only thing that gives me comfort during this perplexing period were both candidates' comically predictable choices for their Florida election-law czars: Gore went with well-traveled Warren Christopher and Bush (surprise!) opted for Jim Baker. You can be certain that the runner-ups were Howard Baker (Bush) and George Mitchell (Gore). </?xml:namespace>

What Long, Strange Night It's Been

Posted Wednesday, Nov. 8, 2000, at 7:26 PM ET
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Paul Burka is the executive editor of Texas Monthly. Walter Shapiro is a political columnist for USA Today.
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[Notes from the Fray Editor:
Wednesday, and the Electoral College is the hot topic. There are more unlikely scenarios: here from Andrew Lazarus (don't be fooled by the earnest title), and Republican states should secede, here, from Gabe Harris. If you were feeling cheerful for any reason, today's doomposts will take care of that. Look for these titles: Potential End of Humankind, A Coming Civil War, It's Midnight in America, and Coming Fourth Branch-led Mayhem. Here's an update on History Guy's Microsoft election indicator (see below): stock falling, which is good for Gore. (The Fray is not responsible for financial or political decisions based on this information.)]


I have not heard much discussion/support for the idea of retooling the Electoral College in the way that Maine and Nebraska have. As I understand the process, the winner of the popular vote of the state receives 2 votes (1 for each Senator of that state) and then receives an additional vote for each congressional district vote that they win by popular vote of that district. While this does not do away with the Electoral College, I believe that it answers some of the deficiencies that are being cited in the wake of yesterday's election. The argument against the popular vote is that it unfairly represents the smaller states, while the argument against the "all-or-nothing" Electoral College seems to be directed at the "all-or-nothing" part of the equation.

This is just a thought, but it might be worth examining over the options of "do away" or "do nothing".

--Rob Hale

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The most interesting thing about the Electoral College (EC) is that the majority of the general public doesn't understand what its effect is on the outcome of the presidential election. I'm of the opinion that if the EC were dissolved even more people would be inclined to be politically involved, especially young disenchanted voters (remember when you used to be one?). The old saying of "why vote when it doesn't matter" became null and void at this election. People understood that "their America" was at stake if the wrong guy got the office, illustrating this time that the vote of individuals did count. The EC served a purpose once when communications weren't as instantaneous as today. The election's moving back and forth as easily as the paltry metaphors falling from Dan Rather's mouth only highlighted the immediacy of today's communications and the media's resulting culpability in the matter. The EC has outlived its usefulness and this election illustrates it. If Gore wins the popular vote and loses the EC vote will Bush concede? I doubt it. Will Gore? Maybe not, but I think Gore will be more diplomatic if he ends up losing the EC than Bush will be about losing the popular vote.

--B.Petersen

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Bush a uniter? Paul Burka must have snoozed through the past 8 years. Under Newt Gingrich, the Republican Party has specialized in the art of political bomb-throwing. That so many of them have blow up in their faces testifies that they haven't quite mastered the art. Half of George W. Bush's campaign was built around cynical manipulation of this political fact: the Republicans threw the bombs and Bush blamed the Democrats for not committing unconditional surrender.

The task that lies ahead of the Democrats in a Bush II presidency (if it comes to that) will be to master the art of trench warfare. All the advantages should be on their side: they will control neither executive nor legislative branch of government, so they will not bear the responsibility for making things happen. Bush (it appears) ran second in the popular vote, so he will lack electoral legitimacy his opponents will have. And the Democrats should have the best possible argument: we will not let the Republicans loot the government and squander eight years of hard work to line the pockets of their cronies. And they will have no choice: anyone who thinks Bill Archer and Trent Lott are going to "reach out" to the other side really has been sleeping for the past eight years.

--Jim Marks

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[Tuesday's notes from the Fray Editor: Wild imaginations win on election day. Click here for History Guy's scenario which has this end result: "An unelected African-American President, a Jewish Vice President from the other party, and the founding fathers turn over in their graves." And try here for his tip on reading the election through the Microsoft stock price. Post early, post often, History Guy, we like your ideas (even though at Slate we don't quite know how to check the Microsoft stock price, because we never do it). Now, on to that coup possibility:]


This talk about overturning the electoral college vote sounds like a Bushist idea--moronic. It's one of those deals that look good as long as you don't think about it too hard. Here's the acid test for any transaction: The side making the proposal should be willing to take either side in the deal or it is inherently inequitable.

So, Repubs, let's turn it around. If Gore leads in the popular vote but Bush pulls out a squeaker in the electoral college, are you going to urge him to decline the election? If you advocate the coup and you answered anything but a resounding, "Yes!" to the question above, you have just branded yourself, at least in your own mind, a raging hypocrite.

--Gilker Kimmel

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Were there an electoral college tie, and the Bush and or Gore forces lobbied the electors to break it in their favor, this would NOT be a coup, it would be the system working the way it was originally intended to work!

Involving a popular vote in the process, and requiring electors to promise who they'll vote for, is just a Rube Goldberg contraption designed to create a democratic process out of something which was never intended to be democratic.

--Brett Bellmore

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