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Marjorie Williams and Tucker Carlson

Clinton's Personal Best

Posted Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2000, at 5:58 PM ET

Dear Tucker,

Now that you mention it, I did notice how extremely ... emollient the Esquire interviewer's questions were. But I still think you underrate Clinton's answers, which were some sort of Personal Best: "In a funny sense, when something like this happens to you, if you survive it, you're living [on] a whole different plane than you ever would have had it never occurred in the first place." Now we all knew it was only a matter of time before Clinton claimed that being impeached had made him a better person, but it's still alarming to watch him do it.

My other objection to your last dispatch is that while you may feel that Bush sounds exactly the same every time he opens his mouth, you in fact conducted the single most enlightening interview anyone ever did with him. (This is, unavoidably, a plug for Talk magazine, for which you and I both write.) The passage of your Bush profile in which he mocked Texas murderer Karla Faye Tucker's pleas for mercy before she was executed was, for my money, the single most revealing thing I ever read about him. And if I were inclined to like him, that moment of sheer puerile nastiness would have turned me off forever. Still, I take your point that campaigns become a tad repetitive if you're in the business of covering them.

As for Bush's verbal stumblings, I liked the Steven Pinker analysis on this morning's Times op-ed page, which actually proffered a new take on why Americans are so willing to forgive him his garbled syntax: "A man who must rely on the charity of listeners to get his message across may not seem like an ideal president. But consider the other extreme: a man so verbally sharp that he can exploit the charity of listeners to keep his message hidden--for example, by using words like 'alone' and 'sex,' as Bill Clinton did, in narrow legalistic senses that differ from those assumed by ordinary listeners." For a split second, when I thought about this, I felt a very faint attraction to Bush.

I'm off now to administer Halloween costumes. My almost-5-year-old daughter is going to be a "Barbie Butterfly Princess." Doesn't that sound like something Frank Luntz produced in a focus group of preschool girls? It hits all the important nouns. Anyway, the best news of the day, which applies to Halloween, was buried on page D7 of the New York Times. It seems that chocolate may actually be good for you, in limited doses, because of something called flavonoids, which are antioxidants associated with decreases in the risk of stroke and heart disease. Science has not yet decided how many leftover Butterfinger bars it is prepared to smile on, but the story gives me all the latitude I need.

Until tomorrow,
Marjorie

Clinton's Personal Best

Posted Tuesday, Oct. 31, 2000, at 5:58 PM ET
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Marjorie Williams is the author of a weekly opinion column for the Washington Post, a contributing writer at Talk magazine, and a member of Slate's "Book Club." Tucker Carlson writes for the Weekly Standard and Talk magazine.
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[Notes from the Fray Editor: The first two posts below comment on different Breakfast Table topics, but we can't help sensing a connection, and a rather cruel blow at the BT participants.

The other important topic is of course Jeopardy. David Franklin's post is here. Kevin Bertsch gives a detailed analysis (we feature the conclusion below) and says "Tucker you still don't understand"--though it seems to us at The Fray that Mr Carlson's words "Blow yourself up before you let yourself squeak by" make it clear he doesn't need to understand strategy. Meriadoc points out that "knowing the answer" doesn't seem to feature in any of this discussion, and there are other comments throughout The Fray.

Elsewhere, Lisa Hancock-Jasie generously gives Tucker Carlson two reasons not to like Rupert Murdoch, and then another two later on.]


I'm aghast at what Carlson and Williams say about their college days. My years at Brown, in physics and then computer science, were the most intensive periods of sustained learning of my life. I guess it's true, very few people go into quantum physics because they can't make it as journalism majors.

--Bob Munck

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Sure, space colonization isn't getting as much attention as, say, Al Gore's earth tones, or the latest Oprah appearance. No surprise. Columbus' voyage wasn't thought of as important at the time either. That's because the chattering classes, then and now, are more interested in gossip than news. They like to talk about each other, and about the people they fondly imagine they're like, or will be like some day, or at least will have influence over some day.

In all of this, of course, they're mostly wrong. But a close connection to reality has never been the strength of the chattering classes. That's for the boring geeky types who actually change the world.

--A.G.Android

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[Reaction to Wednesday's entry:]


In third place, sometimes the right move is to bet everything, sometimes it's to bet nothing, and sometimes you bet part of what you have. David's strategy was perfectly rational, and to have bet everything to avoid appearing 'wimpy' would have been to substitute macho stupidity for brains, which is generally not a winning move on Jeopardy.

--Kevin Bertsch

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[Reaction to Tuesday's entry:]


Why do issues like a kiss or Oprah dominate? The answer is because the press, and by this I mean the working press not the pundits, have been reduced to recycling AP wire stories churned out by the same five writers for the same five major papers every day. Facts that don't fit preordained story lines are jettisoned. Al Gore is a liar, that's the story, run with it. George Bush doesn't lie, he's stupid, and his misstatements are just good natured mistakes. This is what passes for journalism. The punditocracy, by which I mean those highly paid folks like your own Tucker and Marjorie who take it upon themselves not to be journalists, but to provide their opinion on everything, whether they are qualified in the subject matter or not, have completely punted in this election. It is they who declared that going on Oprah was a good idea. It is they who decided Bush was a frontrunner before the first vote was cast in Iowa. It is they who have declared Clinton-fatigue a factor. It is they who refuse to delve in any depth into the issues of the day.

Ask not for whom Al Gore kisses, he kisses for thee.

--John Burns

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[Reaction to Monday's entry:]


One key sign that it doesn't look good for Gore is Joe Lieberman's decision to remain in the Senate race in Connecticut. Based on that decision, I suspect that the Dem's internal polling numbers look worse than the public tracking polls. If Lieberman either loses the Vice Presidency or withdraws from the Senate race, the seat would be a shoe-in for the Democrats, while if Gore/Lieberman win, it will be assured for the Republicans. If it looked like Lieberman might be the next Vice President, there would be a lot of pressure on him to withdraw from the Senate race.

--J.Travers

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