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Will Saletan and Timothy Ireland
Beware the Vacant Stare
Posted Thursday, July 27, 2000, at 6:31 PM ETDear Will,
Damn you, man! I've been telling people for years that I went to Penn State. Now I'll never get to meet Joe Paterno. You've outed me! But since you made one of my favorite arguments in the process, you're forgiven.
Allow me to butcher Barry Goldwater: Extremism in the service of anything is tiresome, but only when it isn't kind of spooky. (It's kind of funny how Goldwater, a man who entered politics and departed life with roughly the same worldview, became the Republican Party's voice of moderation.)
Spiro Agnew--a great vice president and a fine, fine crook--did indeed call Swarthmore "the Kremlin on the Crum," although the line always smacked more of Safire than Spiro. The mean-spirited Marylander was simply trying to depict the place as a den of pinkos and degenerates. He was pretty much on the mark.
But that never bothered me about Swarthmore. Dialectical materialism can be fun at parties, and Rosa Luxemburg was a babe. Besides, I was one of the degenerates.
No, what I hated about the place--and I really, really hated the place--was that many of our professors and most of our peers were such cheerless twinks. Serious as a heart attack, diligent, soft-spoken, touchy-feely, weepy, earnest: They were simply awful.
And they were frighteningly prone to suggestion, particularly when uttered by a tin-pan charismatic. To this day, I regret not rounding up a dozen of them, driving them to the airport, and putting them to work selling peanut brittle for my very own Non-Violent, Non-Hierarchical World Conflict-Resolution Foundation. I could have retired at 19.
Now, as then, I'm a Republican. I'm a conservative. When the Times suggests that the lifelike Mr. Cheney is too right-wing to abide, I start to regret that his cadaver isn't at the top of the ticket.
And yet, Will, if one of our nameless classmates knocked on my door and said he had given up Mao for Milton Friedman, I'd take the kids out of school and run for the hills.
See, people like that go too far no matter what political philosophy they choose. The vacant stare is always diabolical no matter what it's staring at.
When they're young, they can't become innocuous Fabian socialists; they have to become Lenists. And when they become Leninsts, they have to look like Lenin, sound like Lenin and--because there's something about middle-class leftists that doesn't like baths--smell like Lenin.
Fast-forward 15 years: Our aging Swattie decides to go right. Instead of filling his closet with garish pastel golf pants, proposing to a willing Muffy, and joining the GOP--he becomes Freemen. Soon he has a basement full of dried food, a blood-feud with the BATF, and a Kevlar-clad Maximum Leader dating his 11-year-old daughter.
Everything changes, and nothing changes. The hammer and sickle is gone, but he's still an asshole.
That said, I grudgingly envy people like that. I always read about these grand, ideological epiphanies--where some guy on the road to Damascus sees one line in one book, and BANG! His life is never the same. I've never had that experience. My worldview shifts glacially, after miles of type and years of contemplation. Maybe I'm missing something.
Think anything in this week's "Breakfast Table" will change someone's life?
Beware the Vacant Stare
Posted Thursday, July 27, 2000, at 6:31 PM ETReader Response from The Fray (to be read after the final entry):
Well, which is it? Critics of Bush assert that he is either a coke-headed, duty-slacking Daddy's boy devoid of any life experiences, or he's a dimwitted Daddy's boy dutifully following his ordained path on behalf of the "powerful"--but it cannot be both, can it?
Two more points: First, regarding Bush's alleged lack of intelligence, the record reflects that both his college boards and grades were marginally superior to Gore's. Second, concerning President's Bush's obliviousness, after twelve years of life within a security zone you too might be surprised by mundane technological developments. At least President Bush knew where he was and why he was there. Evidently, Gore cannot say the same regarding his visit to the Buddhist Temple, can he? I'd rather vote for a guy who knows who he is, and what he believes in, than for someone with a facile interest in "big" theories and contempt for the truth.
--Tim C
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here.)
From day one, Bush's response to concerns about his not being the most knowledgeable, or politically-engaged, fellow in the world has been to insist that his innate leadership skills, combined with his ability to surround himself with good talent, will carry him through any tough decision. The problem with this line of defense, however, is that determining whether to act on the counsel of one's advisors is something that calls upon independent judgment, judgment that in Bush's case is likely to require some of the very qualities (knowledge, engagement with the issues, etc.) the absence of which it is the role of the advisor to compensate for in the first place. The danger that this presents is of a President utterly unprepared to judge the quality of the advice that he is being given and thus an administration entirely beholden to the particular agendas of those whom Bush has chosen to advise him. In light of this, let us examine the process by which Bush's selected a running mate. Bush called upon Richard Cheney to advise him about whom to select and Bush ends up selecting... Richard Cheney. Now that's leadership!
--Paul Safier
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here.)
One of the very clever aspects of Bush's VP search was waiting until even John McCain indicated he might take the job, and then choosing someone else.
--Waldo
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Adult supervision would have been nice in the Clinton White House [Monday's entry]. "Ah, no son--no quickies with the intern while Arafat is waiting. It's bad manners." To prevent such events in the future, I think both candidates should choose Letitia Baldridge for VP.
--A.G.Android
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It's not Dubya's lack of intelligence that bothers me as much as his apparent lack of any life experience that would inculcate empathy for others (Karla Faye Tucker comes to mind) or a healthy skepticism for his own beliefs. Everytime I hear Dubya eschew polls as tools for decision-making and hear him tout his own "leadership" I wonder, what the hell will he base his decisions on if he's not interested in the public's opinion? Rake Clinton over the coals for following the polls, but at least he's listening to the people. Dubya seems to be going down the same road as his father who was so out of touch he'd never seen a grocery checkout scanner. I'll choose a little pandering over obliviousness any day of the week.
--Robert Bolton
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To Robert Bolton: Bill Clinton showed a lot of empathy when he was running for President--Ricky Lee Rector comes to mind. And Clinton's polling was to find out what the American people would believe, what words worked, and what charges would stick. Clinton listened more to Dick Morris than he listened to the American people.
--WillV
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here.)
[Notes from the Fray Editor: That was one of many responses to Mr Bolton's post, and he answered some of his critics: "I find it interesting that no-one contested Bush Sr's being out-of-touch, only that the scanner story wasn't true." But see also Tim C's post above.
Last week the Fray question was "can you be good, clever and interesting?" This week: Can a political leader be fat, powerful and successful? Don't miss Tim Ireland debating the merits of U.S. Presidents with a reader--extra value Fray! And yes, we found someone who says Tim changed his life (click here).
There is plenty more political discussion in The Fray: Fascinating list comparing political experience of VP candidates this century (and the ever-vigilant Android asking whether time away from government is good or bad) and a very good case being made that we need to hear more of Jim Traficant. A theory on why Bush Sr chose Quayle in '88--he reminded him of Dubya. Suggestion from Kangaroo for Gore's VP choice: go for boldness--Patty Murray, Steve Gunderson as a party-switcher, Steven Spielberg, or Harvey Weinstein. There were even top picks for dead and undead candidates--Nosferatu Kennedy and Eleanor of Aquitaine in 2004.
Also featured: discussion on the morals of Napster here, where did Hillary go to school, and a reprimand for Will for being frivolous about Concorde.]
(7/28)
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