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Alexander Chancellor and Sarah Lyall

The Dome, the Eye, and the English

Posted Thursday, Feb. 17, 2000, at 6:56 PM ET

Dear Sarah,

I'm slightly frustrated by your letter because you didn't give me your own impressions of the Dome, just as you complained to me the other day that I didn't tell you what I personally thought about the monarchy. But I was able to reply later, while I will never know what you think about the Dome because this correspondence is now at an end. I suspect that you were too entranced by M. Gerbeau with his Franco-American English accent to concentrate on anything else.

The visitors were angry with the press, you say, not only because everybody in England is always angry with the press but specifically because the press has been unfair about the Dome. But you don't even say whether the visitors liked it. I will clearly have to go there myself. The visitors, though, were being unfair to the press in their turn. They found it disgusting, you say, "that the newspapers have been so vicious about the Dome, one day reporting that it is too crowded, the next day that it isn't crowded enough." In fact, the press's main complaint is that there have been huge queues even though there haven't been nearly enough people there to make the thing succeed.

I don't suppose that the readers of Slate care very much about the Dome, but that is their problem. We are only interested in what interests each other. It seems to me that this gigantic project is symbolic of a very uneasy England that still does not know what it wants to be. The French are French. The Germans are Germans. But the English have become a strange mid-Atlantic people, torn between two great continents. The Dome represents their longing to be bold in the American manner, the London Eye their cosy European roots. We had better sort it out one day. In the meantime, I am really sorry to be saying goodbye. It has been great fun corresponding with you.

Love from Alexander xxxxxxx

The Dome, the Eye, and the English

Posted Thursday, Feb. 17, 2000, at 6:56 PM ET
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Alexander Chancellor writes Slate's “International Papers” and a column for the Guardian. Sarah Lyall is a reporter in the London bureau of the New York Times.
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I'm somewhat stupefied over the choice that your magazine made regarding this week's Breakfast Table. Frankly, as an American political junkie, I find it unfathomable that, with one of the most exciting, compelling presidential primary weeks in recent electoral history upon us, you saw fit to have as your Breakfast Table guests this week two expatriates who spent their time debating the fascinating details of British table condiments.

--Lonnie W. Neubauer

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(But not everyone agreed - Doug Richardson replied that


A dollop of painless prattle about condiments is becoming, day by day, more appetizing than the great trough of swill served up by the four cretins who have captivated every marginally literate person with a word processor--I look to Slate for a little of everything on my plate.


And other Fraygrants were happy to deal with the whole wide range of Breakfast Table subjects:)


It's nice to find amidst the stuff about ketchup, Americanisms, Bush vs McCain, and salad cream, an admission of the problems of the British National Health system [Wednesday's entry]. Throughout the great healthcare "debate" of 1992-1994 we were told over and over again that the single-payer system was the way to go, with Britain and Canada cited admiringly. Now who's ready to admit that rationing would be necessary in any kind of scheme to extend healthcare to everyone in the U.S.?

--Edward Brynes

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To Edward Brynes:
Don't you think that the current American health-care system rations access? It is, in practice, unavailable to approximately 43 million people.

--June Thomas

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In reply:
Medical care is not actually unavailable to people without insurance, but certainly it is very costly. That's not the same situation as rationing, which to me implies a deliberate policy of allocating treatment according to medical need and feasibility of treatment.

Normally someone in the U.S. with insurance coverage is assured abundant care and little waiting even if there is reason to believe that with all the care in the world he or she won't live more than a few months anyway or will live a greatly impaired life. There is a different philosophy in Britain. Many people, not heartless monsters, have asked what value there can be in maintaining, by complex expensive technology, people in such a situation. Rationing has the effect of freeing up resources.

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Edward Brynes

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Norway is not a member of the European Union [Tuesday's entry].

--Marian

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What I've always wanted to know is: Is catsup the same as ketchup? [Wednesday's entry] I've always had a suspicion that catsup was more "U" than ketchup - wasn't there a British, ie non-Heinz variety, called catsup in the '50s? Don't know what the fuss is about salad cream, incidentally. It's just bottled mayonnaise--not very good mayonnaise, sure, but that's not the point. The point is the name; you wouldn't have got my Mum buying something called mayonnaise, but salad cream was nice and homely.

--michael elliott

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This is a dreadful error of culinary history: no the British did NOT invent catsup. Like many things adopted during the Imperial years, it is an Indian condiment. I have read various spellings of the word, but "ketchep" will do. It is a kind of chutney, not always tomato, but sweet rather than hot, like lemon pickle. My favorite recipe is one that uses sweet red peppers, roasted, skinned, and macerated into a pulp which is then simmered with vinegar, sultanas, onion, garlic, ginger, cardamom, and cinnamon. My private joke is to then blend it all (not really authentic) and serve it with an East Indian meal, in a Heinz pourable catsup bottle. It is just a bit more orange, but no one notices. It tastes nothing like the American product of course, and is tangy and delicious. Bon Appétit!

--Apollonius

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St. Valentine [Monday's entry] is the patron saint of MESSAGES, because while he was imprisoned he threw little messages out of his cell to cheer up the Christians. Hence St. Valentine's Day is a day to send messages to those important to you. Since the Christian message is "Jesus loves you" and "see how they love one another" and so on, "love" notes come immediately to mind. Since we use only one word for all of the kinds of love (unlike the Greeks), and since we needed a February holiday to buy cards and gifts for (really, study the history of Valentine cards), the target for and meaning of the Valentine changed to more physical ones. The arrows business may come from St. Valentine's execution by being shot through the heart with many arrows.

--tony zapf

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