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Alexander Chancellor and Sarah Lyall

The Economist or the Queen's Underpants?

Posted Monday, Feb. 14, 2000, at 4:58 PM ET

Alexander--

Oh, dear. The truth is that I don't know how to say good-bye at the end of e-mails. The old hands at the paper like to use the jaunty "Cheers," or the catch-all "All best," or even "Bestest," old wire-service standbys (I think), that sound kind of dorky to me, so I've taken to using x's as a way to get out of what seems like too intractable a problem to spend a lot of time grappling with. I don't necessarily think of them as kisses per se, though I guess that's what they are. And of course I'm very pleased if they address your sad, lonely, basemented plight on this rainy Valentine's Day.

I did notice the thing about the queen's underpants, although I can't bear the Sunday People. I have to say that I don't really understand the point of the Sunday People and how it is different (if it is different) from the Sunday Sport, when both of them cover people and, er, sports. Or maybe the Sunday Sport is the paper that closed down? Or was that the Sunday Business?

This really is too far down at the cage-lining end of the newspaper world for me, even if I am, as you point out, American and inexorably drawn against my very will to the crass, vulgar aspects of the British press. We can talk more about that tomorrow, when we raise the tone of our discourse by comparing and contrasting the Economist's and the Financial Times' coverage of the European single currency, and by reviewing the implications of the various Pinochet court decisions on the ever-changing world of international law.

Or we can discuss underpants some more.

xxx (and now I feel self-conscious--you'll make a Brit of me after all),
Sarah

The Economist or the Queen's Underpants?

Posted Monday, Feb. 14, 2000, at 4:58 PM ET
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Alexander Chancellor writes Slate's “International Papers” and a column for the Guardian. Sarah Lyall is a reporter in the London bureau of the New York Times.
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I'm somewhat stupefied over the choice that your magazine made regarding this week's Breakfast Table. Frankly, as an American political junkie, I find it unfathomable that, with one of the most exciting, compelling presidential primary weeks in recent electoral history upon us, you saw fit to have as your Breakfast Table guests this week two expatriates who spent their time debating the fascinating details of British table condiments.

--Lonnie W. Neubauer

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(But not everyone agreed - Doug Richardson replied that


A dollop of painless prattle about condiments is becoming, day by day, more appetizing than the great trough of swill served up by the four cretins who have captivated every marginally literate person with a word processor--I look to Slate for a little of everything on my plate.


And other Fraygrants were happy to deal with the whole wide range of Breakfast Table subjects:)


It's nice to find amidst the stuff about ketchup, Americanisms, Bush vs McCain, and salad cream, an admission of the problems of the British National Health system [Wednesday's entry]. Throughout the great healthcare "debate" of 1992-1994 we were told over and over again that the single-payer system was the way to go, with Britain and Canada cited admiringly. Now who's ready to admit that rationing would be necessary in any kind of scheme to extend healthcare to everyone in the U.S.?

--Edward Brynes

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To Edward Brynes:
Don't you think that the current American health-care system rations access? It is, in practice, unavailable to approximately 43 million people.

--June Thomas

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In reply:
Medical care is not actually unavailable to people without insurance, but certainly it is very costly. That's not the same situation as rationing, which to me implies a deliberate policy of allocating treatment according to medical need and feasibility of treatment.

Normally someone in the U.S. with insurance coverage is assured abundant care and little waiting even if there is reason to believe that with all the care in the world he or she won't live more than a few months anyway or will live a greatly impaired life. There is a different philosophy in Britain. Many people, not heartless monsters, have asked what value there can be in maintaining, by complex expensive technology, people in such a situation. Rationing has the effect of freeing up resources.

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Edward Brynes

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Norway is not a member of the European Union [Tuesday's entry].

--Marian

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What I've always wanted to know is: Is catsup the same as ketchup? [Wednesday's entry] I've always had a suspicion that catsup was more "U" than ketchup - wasn't there a British, ie non-Heinz variety, called catsup in the '50s? Don't know what the fuss is about salad cream, incidentally. It's just bottled mayonnaise--not very good mayonnaise, sure, but that's not the point. The point is the name; you wouldn't have got my Mum buying something called mayonnaise, but salad cream was nice and homely.

--michael elliott

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This is a dreadful error of culinary history: no the British did NOT invent catsup. Like many things adopted during the Imperial years, it is an Indian condiment. I have read various spellings of the word, but "ketchep" will do. It is a kind of chutney, not always tomato, but sweet rather than hot, like lemon pickle. My favorite recipe is one that uses sweet red peppers, roasted, skinned, and macerated into a pulp which is then simmered with vinegar, sultanas, onion, garlic, ginger, cardamom, and cinnamon. My private joke is to then blend it all (not really authentic) and serve it with an East Indian meal, in a Heinz pourable catsup bottle. It is just a bit more orange, but no one notices. It tastes nothing like the American product of course, and is tangy and delicious. Bon Appétit!

--Apollonius

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(2/18)

St. Valentine [Monday's entry] is the patron saint of MESSAGES, because while he was imprisoned he threw little messages out of his cell to cheer up the Christians. Hence St. Valentine's Day is a day to send messages to those important to you. Since the Christian message is "Jesus loves you" and "see how they love one another" and so on, "love" notes come immediately to mind. Since we use only one word for all of the kinds of love (unlike the Greeks), and since we needed a February holiday to buy cards and gifts for (really, study the history of Valentine cards), the target for and meaning of the Valentine changed to more physical ones. The arrows business may come from St. Valentine's execution by being shot through the heart with many arrows.

--tony zapf

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(2/15)

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