HOME / the breakfast table: An e-mail conversation about the news of the day.

Matt Cooper and Harry Shearer

Rock(er)s in the Head

Posted Thursday, Jan. 6, 2000, at 6:16 PM ET

Harry,

You keep forgetting the Texas Billionaire himself who, I suspect, won't be able to forgo a run at the Oval. All kidding aside, it actually might be nice to have someone at the debate who doesn't think NAFTA is the greatest thing since the GI Bill and who doesn't think that Alan Greenspan is God. As for my take on Pat, it's not that he's not anti-Semitic. He just hates Jews. As for Trump, I'm still hoping Merv Griffin gets in.

I see on the wires this afternoon that abortions have hit a 20-year low. Is there any indicia of social health that isn't getting better? The '90s are making the '80s look like the '30s.

I also see Major League Baseball is going to have John Rocker--the pitcher who made racist remarks in Sports Illustrated--undergo psychological counseling. Obviously, what Rocker said was repugnant; his exact comments had to do with all the ethnic groups one deals with on a subway ride to New York's Shea Stadium. But shouldn't the appropriate punishment for racist talk be social ostracism--no endorsements ever, for instance; being shunned by teammates. The idea of sending him to some kind of re-education session seems absurd if not a bit totalitarian. The idea that racist behavior can be eradicated with psychotherapy also seems a tad dubious. ("Remember, I'll be gone all of August, Mr. Goebbels.") Should teams now attempt to reform their athletes views on other issues, women, etc? Reggie White made some pretty outrageous remarks. But it would have been nuts to try and put him on the couch and beat them out of him. Please.

Matt

Rock(er)s in the Head

Posted Thursday, Jan. 6, 2000, at 6:16 PM ET
Print This ArticlePRINTEmail to a FriendE-MAILShare This ArticleRECOMMEND...Get Slate RSS FeedsRSS
Matt Cooper, a part-time comedian, is the deputy Washington bureau chief for Time magazine. His comedy can be seen on Slate. Harry Shearer is an actor and director, the voice of a dozen characters on The Simpsons, and the author of It's the Stupidity, Stupid (click here to buy it).
What did you think of this article?
Join The Fray: Our Reader Discussion Forum
POST A MESSAGE | READ MESSAGES
TODAY'S PICTURES
TODAY'S CARTOONS
DOONESBURY FLASHBACK
TODAY'S VIDEO
Black Friday.12/TP.jpg
Cartoonists' take on Thanksgiving.69/091125_TC.jpg
Hedley struts his stuff.52/DoonesburyPlaceholder.jpg