chatterbox
columns
- Fun With Bailout Numbers
The financial pages discover the word quadrillion.
Timothy Noah
posted Oct. 9, 2008 - The New Complacency
Democrats relearn how to take the presidency for granted.
Timothy Noah
posted Oct. 7, 2008 - Not Using Wright, McCain-Style
"Oh, we can't control her. She's just the vice-presidential candidate."
Timothy Noah
posted Oct. 6, 2008 - Alaska vs. Hawaii
Why is Seward's Folly the "real America" and the Aloha State not?
Timothy Noah
posted Oct. 3, 2008 - Sarah Palin's College Daze
Why did she attend five different colleges?
Timothy Noah
posted Oct. 1, 2008 - Search for more chatterbox articles
- Subscribe to the chatterbox RSS feed
- View our complete chatterbox archive
Dubya, Reyn Archer, and the Commissioner of Love
Timothy NoahPosted Thursday, Oct. 19, 2000, at 4:57 PM ET
Since George W. Bush lacks clear and detailed knowledge of policy matters, it's especially important to inquire what sort of people he would appoint to advise him. So far, he's appointed Dick Cheney, who in the vice-presidential debate established himself as a reassuringly sober presence. ("Don't worry," he all but said, "I won't let Dubya do anything stupid.") But Bush also appointed Dr. William Reynolds "Reyn" Archer III to be Texas commissioner of health. As Chatterbox writes this, Reyn Archer's job is hanging by a thread because of some nutty (and possibly racist) comments he made to his Commissioner of Love before firing her. But Chatterbox is getting ahead of himself.
Reyn Archer is the son of Bill Archer, chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee. During the presidency of Bush pere, Reyn served as deputy assistant secretary for health in the Department of Health and Human Services. Archer endeared himself to social conservatives by being the Bush administration's chief defender of its "gag rule" prohibiting anyone who was not a physician from discussing abortion with pregnant women at family planning clinics that receive federal funds. (The Clinton administration subsequently reversed that policy.) In 1997, Archer was chosen by the Texas Board of Health to be the state's commissioner of health. Bush not only approved the appointment, but also, Archer told Adam Clymer of the New York Times last April, asked Archer to apply for the job in the first place.
Archer has been the focus of much controversy, only some of it having to do with his opposition to abortion. He has been accused of making a variety of outrageous comments about women, blacks, and Hispanics. For example, according to the Houston Chronicle (Archer's biggest press tormentor), Archer said at an education conference in 1998 that "We need to figure out why it is when blacks were more segregated and had less opportunity that they did better on cultural measures than they do in that sense today." Archer also caught hell for telling Clymer that the state's Hispanic population didn't believe "that getting pregnant is a bad thing." This flap was slightly unfair, since Hispanic teen-agers in Texas do have a higher pregnancy rate than non-Hispanic whites and blacks. (On the other hand, Archer was apparently wrong to blame the state's overall high teen pregnancy rate on Hispanics since white teen-agers in Texas have a high pregnancy rate, too.) Archer's department was accused earlier this year of diverting $700,000 from school health clinics for low-income children to state office renovations. Time magazine slammed Archer in a story alleging that he watered down regulations of dietary supplements containing ephedrine in deference to $40,000 in campaign contributions to Dubya's gubernatorial re-election. And just a few days ago, Archer accepted the resignation of his top adviser after the Chronicle reported that the adviser had hired a homeless man with no résumé to a $38,000-a-year post.
Archer's most notorious achievement, however, was the creation of two $76,000-a-year associate-commissioner jobs in his department that Texas legislators derisively nicknamed "Commissioner of Love." The qualifications included "knowledge or the ability to comprehend and articulate the conflicting dynamics of love and alienation as root causes of social dysfunction and marginal health status."
Dr. Demetria Montgomery, a black woman, was hired to be a Commissioner of Love. It didn't work out. In September she was dismissed, and yesterday Polly Ross Hughes reported in the Houston Chronicle that Montgomery is suing for discrimination. Which probably wouldn't be much of a story if Montgomery didn't have Archer on tape saying some very peculiar things--so peculiar that Dubya quickly labeled Archer's remarks "inappropriate."
In Chatterbox's view, Archer's comments were too bizarre and incoherent to confidently be labeled racist (though they might be). Here is the main offending passage:
I want you to go back, and I want you to write down what it is you want. And I want you to tell me what you're going to do to get what you want and how it will be different and why it will be different. I want you to do the journey for yourself because it's your journey now. And I want you to come back to me, and I want you to talk with me about what you want. I want you to be clear about what I'm asking you. That is facts lead to lynchings. Relationships lead to hope. Facts are about somebody, one person getting their way. [Inaudible] is about everybody winning.
Archer also said:
You're smart. You're capable. You're fair as a black woman. You get certain privileges in white culture that others don't get for that.
And finally:
Our culture even tries to even break that down and to say there is no hierarchy, but there is a hierarchy ... It's really important. There's a wonderful exhibit of [photographer] Annie [Leibovitz], and there's a woman in Mississippi who's an African-American woman and her hair is white on white. She has the most beautiful, gestural [sic] face. ...
She's dressed in very simple cotton clothing, how very simple. Under it, it says her name, and it says "washerwoman, Lexington." It's very moving because in all of her humanity, in the simplicity of her work, there is this great generosity of spirit. Not just in the daily doings but that emanated from her face. I wanted to hold that woman because she was open to me.
Are you open to your brokenness? Are you open to that? Because you can't understand community dynamics unless you're open to your brokenness. ...
Believe it or not, these excerpts don't do full justice to the rambling and deeply embarrassing nature of Archer's half of this conversation. Chatterbox urges all concerned citizens to read the transcript in full. Although it's probably a safe bet now that President George W. Bush won't be appointing Reyn Archer to succeed Donna Shalala as HHS chief, one must ask: How could Dubya hire such a flake in the first place? Does he know more where this one came from?
Reader Comments from The Fray:
Some of Archer's ramblings [in the transcript] sounded very similar to one of my favorite books, Language in Thought and Action by S.I. Hayakawa--certainly a strange inspiration for Archer if it is true. The specific passage I can immediately identify has to do with Archer's discussion of mental maps which Hayakawa actually took from Alfred Korzybski in Science and Sanity. Perhaps Archer is trying to say that Montgomery's mental map has errors in it because of her experience of growing up African American. In any event, what a trippy transcript. Sounds like he is totally high.
Compare these two quotations:
Archer: So what's going on? Obviously I know some of what's going on. I know from John's [Montgomery's supervisor, Deputy Commissioner John Evans] point of view what's going on. I mean there's a dichotomy here for me. There's not one soul on this universe that is either truly understood or even fully understands themselves.
They're all working out of mental maps that are both true and untrue. I'll give you an example. In 1650 the best cartographers drew a map of Mexico and the United States. And they had a lot of it right. Mexico was a little small and Florida was a little big ... Texas was a little small ... California was very big because California was an island. An island. The whole of California was an island. Here's this map. You have this visual image of a map with California being an island. So the missionaries come to California and they want to get to Arizona, the land that is Arizona. It's not called Arizona. So, they dismantle their boats and they go over the mountains, they carry the boats, and they found a beach. The beach goes on and on and on ... desert. They call back ... and say your mental map is wrong. There is no body of water. But we have it on good authority that California has been circumnavigated ... Everyone that went to California thought it was an island. Now, think of the implications of people's lives. ...
Now my mental map and your mental map have both partial truths and partial untruths. ... Your own mental map has partial truths and partial untruths.
Hayakawa: ...this verbal word ought to stand in relation to the extensional word as a map does to the territory it is supposed to represent. If a child grows to adulthood with a verbal map in his head that corresponds fairly closely to the extensional world he finds around him in his widening experience, he is in relatively small danger of being shocked or hurt by which he finds, because his verbal world has told him what, more or less, to expect. He is prepared for life. If, however, he grows up with a false map in his head--that is, with a head crammed with error and superstition--he will be constantly running into trouble, wasting his efforts and acting like a fool. He will not be adjusted to the world as it is; this lack of adjustment may have all manner of serious consequences. (Hayakawa, Language in Thought and Action (Fifth Edition) pp. 19-21).
--George Purcell
(To reply, click
here.)
(10/22)
Sheesh, will you lighten up. This guy sounds just like Dubya, who apparently isn't unqualified to be President of the United States merely because he's an intellectually lazy, incoherent, flake. So why would anyone expect Dubya's brain trust to be any better than he is?
--Alan D.
(To reply, click
here.)
Archer is the very epitome of Dubya's hiring and appointment practises, based on favors and personal loyalties rather than abilities and competence. Bush was heavily advised to pick Cheney for his abilities and party loyalties, over any personal choices he may have had in mind. If elected and successfully sworn in, a G.W. Bush administration may have a shadow presidency operating from the VP's office.
--Kevin AK
(To reply, click
here.)
To Kevin:
I don't think Cheney would be up to it--he seems kind of lazy to me. If I were a multi-millionaire, I might be lazy too. His pit bull of a wife, Lynne, however, may be up to the job.
--Pat
(To reply, click
here.)
I'm not a Bush supporter. The Archer affair appeared as more ammunition to fire at GW the Featherweight.
But after reading the transcript of the relevant conversations, I was more saddened than gloating. As a kid, Archer had been scrawny and abused by his more powerful classmates. Was this setting even part of a civilization? It sounds like it was more what we'd expect from a pack of hyenas on the Serengeti. It obviously left deep scars on Archer. I got the sense that memories of the past ugliness torqued down on him, making him prone to blurting things out in an uncontrolled fashion.
As far as I'm concerned, this kind of thing is a searing indictment of both liberals and conservatives. Liberals are culpable because they refuse to clamp down on the predators who torment the likes of Archer. Conservatives, too, because they're all too often the cruel tormentors.
We need a new breed--individuals with the liberals' open mindedness, concern for others, and even-handedness, yet with a conservative's firm notion that there are some things that are intolerable.
--Irv Claudius
(To reply, click
here.)
(10/20)
feedback | about us | help | advertise | newsletters | mobile
User Agreement and Privacy Policy | All rights reserved
- Today's Headlines
- Historical Archives: A Jest For You
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:00:00 -0400 - Historical Archives: Hay Thieves Strike Again
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400 - Historical Archives: John Jacob Astor Out Looking For Beaver
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 09:00:00 -0400 - » More from the Onion
PostPartisan: The DebateRobinson | Punch, Counterpunch
Gerson: Two McCain SuccessesKing: Straight Out of a SitcomMeyerson: Old John
- Dionne: Who Is John McCain, Really?
- Ignatius: In Praise of Complete Sentences
- Parker: Wake Me When the Debate Starts
- Editorial: Their Pre-Meltdown Mind-Set
- Today's Headlines
- Economic Crisis: Europe's Response
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:43:06 GMT - What America's Smartest Women Say About Sarah Palin
Fri, 10 Oct 2008 00:46:41 GMT - Personal Finance: Conservative Investing
Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:53:19 GMT - » More from Newsweek
- Today's Headlines
- An Obama-Palin Ticket
Thu, 9 October 2008 18:16:56 GMT - Love the Player, Hate the GM
Thu, 9 October 2008 21:10:07 GMT - Schooling McCain on the Man Code
Thu, 9 October 2008 20:03:04 GMT - » More from The Root

chatterbox













