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FOGHORN SUV COLLECTIBLES AUCTION
This auction benefits “Friends of the Foghorn SUV Owner’s Preferences Act,” a 501(c)3 nonprofit lobbying group headquartered in downtown Blorple Falls, West Carolina, conveniently adjacent to Foghorn Motors, now open until 9 p.m. every night, with plenty of free parking and balloons for the kiddies! Don’t forget, every Wednesday is Fajita Night—muy delicioso! 

PROTOTYPE GODZILLA SIDE VIEW MIRROR
Item #76884678

Donated by the forward-thinking fellas and gals of the Mammoth Motors Designineering Division, this is a working model of the proposed 2002 side view mirror for the Mammoth Godzilla. Fully 6 feet by 9, with enough image area for a tall man to dress in. Includes optional teardrop-shaped aerodynamic wind baffle extending a full 12 feet toward the front of the vehicle (wind baffle doubles as battering ram). This feature may or may not be included on the ’02 Godzilla, pending road safety tests and the outcome of pending legislation in 48 states and the province of British Columbia. Support the Foghorn Act! Bid now! 


Seller:
SUVguy@bigtruckhunk.com
HIGH BIDDER:
No bid
Starts at:
$500
Currently:
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(Minimum bid:$500 )
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GODZILLA SLEEPER SHELL
Item #41665904

A rare import donated by Mammoth Motors of Riyadh, where gas is cheap and so is human life! Fully legal for on- and off road use in most of the Middle East, this sleeper shell straps to the top of your Godzilla and provides commodious sleeping comfort for up to 18 people. Includes eat-in kitchen, 64-inch TV with Dolby 5.1 Surround Sound, disco dance floor with mirror ball, and California basement. Secures quickly and easily with included Bungee cords. Sorry, not presently legal for street use in U.S. Support the Foghorn Act! Bid now!


Seller:
GodzillaOfRiyadh@mammothriyadh.com
HIGH BIDDER:
Camperr2689864@yahoo.com
Starts at:
$1,250
Currently:
$19,500
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(Minimum bid:$19,501 )
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OUTBOARD AUXILIARY GAS TANK
Item #98856278

Another one from our Godzilla-lovin’ friends the Saudis, this spacious auxiliary gas tank rides along on a powered trailer extending half a city block behind (watch those left turns!). Allows for midtrip on-the-go refueling, so hey—no more stopping to top off the tank on the way to the 7-Eleven! Holds 10,000 gallons of high-octane ethyl, easily enough to get you from here to almost there in high style! Once again, so sorry, no can do stateside. Support the Foghorn Act! Bid now!


Seller:
GodzillaOfRiyadh@mammothriyadh.com
HIGH BIDDER:
No bid
Starts at:
$600
Currently:
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(Minimum bid:$600)
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