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  • wow.

    thank you.
    Posted to Poems by catnapping on August 10, 2007

  • From the Alphabet Series: E

    Take it from me:There is no gleegreater for theethan missing your kneeswhen stopping to peebehind a tree,where no one can seeyour naked wee weee. © catnapping
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by catnapping on August 10, 2007

  • Little Gecko

    I have a little geckohe's as cute as he can be When he gets excitedit looks like he might pee With my little geckomoths don''t stand a chance He'd really make me happyif he'd get a taste for ants. SG, BAD POET
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by SouthernGal on August 10, 2007

  • My Date with Nate

    We ate baiton my date with NateSitting on cratesin the night very late.To conjugate,I just couldn’t waitfor love to satelike fine opiate.But it wasn't my fateto find such a mate,cuz sadly for meNate couldn’t inflate.© catnapping
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by catnapping on August 10, 2007

  • Lucky Duck

    Two men in a truckafter stealing a duckfor their Sunday potluck,ran into some luck,not so good. (It was f**ked.)This really does sucksaid the men in the truck.In the muck, we are stuck.And we’ve only this duckto pluck. Oh, yuk yuk.F**ked luck, clucked the duck.In the muck, you are stuck.If a deal is soon struck,then your luck, which is f**kedmight ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by catnapping on August 10, 2007

  • Love Poem

    I shaved my legs.You waxed your ass.We shared a six-pack.You held your gas.You drove me home.I gave you head.You passed out coldin the middle of my bed.Sweet lump of dough,please give me a sign.Is this true love,My Valentine?© catnapping
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by catnapping on August 10, 2007

  • "heee," she said,

    rubbing her palms...
    Posted to Poems by catnapping on July 7, 2007

  • OT to zee Freditorrr....

    August 18th is National Bad Poetry Day. I hope yer ready to use your enormous tool...** **no, not that one. the one that stamps those perty blue checkies.
    Posted to Poems by catnapping on July 7, 2007
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