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Awful Frank Sinatra Lyric
Have you ever passed the corner of Forth and Grand?Where a little ball o' rhythm has a shoe-shine standPeople gather 'round and they clap their handsHe's a great big bundle o' joyHe pops the boogie woogie ragThe Chattanoogie shoe-shine boyHe charges you a nickel just to shine one shoeHe makes the oldest kind o' leather look like newYou feel as ...
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jeffjeffbobeff
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August 13, 2007
August
August is here. Grasses are sere. Car seats burn rears. Civilization's veneer Cracks. O dear.
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Arkansan
on
August 13, 2007
bad poetry entry: Liebestod
Ecstasy, madness!-- Lust-salted slug Trailing its lacrimoso mucilage down shame-reddened cheek: Liebestod!
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twangmonkey2
on
August 13, 2007
there can never be too much
bad poetry. i write down words.to make them rime.i do it almost every time. © badpoet
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catnapping
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August 12, 2007
Only when we see all the blind see
Times change.I change,You change,We all change,For the sake of changing.Words, Emotions,Words explain the emotions.But do the emotions explain the words?Or the reason?Or the rhyme?Will we ever know?Will we never know?Only when we seeAll the blind see,Only when we hearAll the deaf hear,Only when we have feltAll the dead have felt.Times change.Does ...
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thecityandthepillar
on
August 12, 2007
Dickinson on the Force
Police Woman draw your gun Police Woman havin' fun? Police Woman Angie baby Police Woman don'tcha think maybe you got yo piece 'cause you police Pepper, Pepper who ya gonna uh-salt? (apologies to Langston Hughes)
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kboper
on
August 12, 2007
American Standard
Standing strong and shining before me you are humble, docile your white curves seem to speak to me but Iam deceived for the still waters of your soul cannot be rippled I long to know what lies beyond to explore the churning chanels of your being I give away my worst, my pain and you receive it without complaint and always return with your ...
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Freddy Benstein
on
August 12, 2007
To Marla Hasselbach, My One True Love
Your locks are beauty full of! Like a boiled bowl of, Golden ramen noodles! Of which I want to eat oodles! You are like a red red rose! Your beauty grows and grows! Without the help of miracle grow! But you are a miracle, that I know! You are better than a day in June! For in that balmy afternoon, The bright sun might burn my ...
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bellerophon3
on
August 11, 2007
HemOphelia, or, The Lady Rasputin
HemOpheliaor, The Lady Rasputin Laertes: ''That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me bastard...''O my Ophelia - how thicklyyou thin the blood.No less thanHemOphelia,Ophelia-hime...But a cutand I shall loosesuch plasma on thy parquet. Then! How your shade falls- une nuage sanguinaire -on the lightly pebbledpleasaunce of mydry, distorted ...
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Ossian
on
August 11, 2007
Poetry entry: Your Penis is My Happiness
Your penis is my happiness When I'm with you, it's like you give my vagina the OPPOSITE of angina Your testicles are better than popsicles I wish I had your penis so I could give you the penis You. Give. Me.
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jmjm
on
August 11, 2007
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