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  • Vote-Stealing Villains

    Determined to expunge legitimate votes from the most atrocious of versifiers, fray officials conspired to consolidate multiple entries! Evil Bastards.
    Posted to Fraywatch by catnapping on August 18, 2007

  • A Flarf Entitled: Flash Drive + Bob Dylan

    drive playin' duties wgeb Finger Folder describes fairly without any help from ..... Booting benzedrine of the early 60s, marijuana with LSD, cocaine, mescaline, and hashish. ... nostalgic boomers in life, Somewhere around 1973 various sizes along Highway 61 my deepest apologies to you. I didn't purchase them in the ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by modernsafari on August 17, 2007

  • Re: the contest may be over

    This is not ''bad'', this is terrifying. Big difference.
    Posted to Poems by White_Rabbit on August 16, 2007

  • How to Make Kraft Dinner Like a Man's Man

    Some recipes say you can use milk for a richer taste. Don’t be a pussy and use skim milk. Use that condensed stuff, you ball-less twit. Three cans of it. Yes, I said three cans, pantywaist. Buy two gigantic bags of Cheetos and crush ‘em all in your meaty, manly fists. Add to that -- Five jars of Cheez Whiz. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by jmjm on August 15, 2007

  • a very miserable evening

    here comes the front on friday it's no quite as bad as what we are expecting tommorow and we do have the chance for rain there is no when or if it's a very miserable evening let's see who comes up a winner tonight and no one wins tonight it's a very miserable evening and the final good luck everybody you are cordially invited it's ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by lahtzu on August 15, 2007

  • Mizzled

    George W. Bush and Mr. Cheney mizzled the American population And persuaded them to support the invasion of the Iraqi nation. Now the Iraq war the Americans are losing George Bush thinks he's a good man because he hasn't restarted boozing. Karl Rove has quit; now the President is alone. He might even have to answer his own cell phone. If ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by Comox David on August 15, 2007

  • The Suicide Suite at the Checkers Hotel

    The Suicide Suite The suicide suite At the Checkers Hotel, Goin’ straight from my room To the fires of Hell; The songs of Los Angeles Never miss a beat, Sirens chasing cop cars And beggars in the street; But in the hotel lobby All is safe and sane, The smile behind the counter Is genuinely inane; Bright brass flows all ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by Alyn on August 15, 2007

  • My badder bladder

    I am not useless When my bladder Comes undone I put on a happy face Knowing I can still shit All over the floor And wipe away Your useless tears With my underwear You cannot know How deep my love goes...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by Mutai on August 15, 2007

  • [Your Name Here], a love poem

    Your Name Here The fiery hues of a cool sunrise, The placid blue of a baby’s eyes, Ocean waves with frosted tips, The softness of a lover’s lips, In my heart each has a name, And in my heart the name’s the same: [Your Name Here]. The soft caress of short, blond hair, A taste of perfume in the air, The songs of birds in morning ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by Alyn on August 15, 2007

  • World's largest litterbox

    GARDEN CAT IN REPOSE, READING A MAGAZINE Here’s to the kitty cat; no heart should harden To see one, so pretty and sleek, in one’s garden; They do it no damage, oh no, not a bit, Except when they squat in the dirt for a personal function. Still, gardeners are peaceful; they ignore pandemonium, Let alone a small kitty. Its organic plutonium Kills ...
    Posted to Bad Poetry Contest by Lokapala on August 15, 2007
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