You remided me that my time spent here is a complete waste of time.

I got better things to do than weed through racist rants and and gag as these redneck sociopaths masterbate publicly.

Don't worry about the door - I already went through it.

I'll leave you with YOUR breakfast:

But recently my family was sittin round the dinner table and my son was claimin that he was getting close to me in size so we whipped it out and after a few strokes we were standin tall, his was just barely over 10 and mine was 10 and 3/4s...my daughters started makin fun of me for the "shrinkage so my lovely bride came around behind me and stuck her finger in my bung...and Whammo 11.25"...

SB

Bon Appetit!