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I'm just not sure why CNN's reporting team stopped there. They're missing all of these potential headlines:

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA NOT BEATING HIS WIFE

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T SHAPE-SHIFTING LIZARD

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA DID NOT WRITE SEX & CITY 2 SCREENPLAY

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T RELATED TO WILLIE HORTON

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T GIVING NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES TO KENYA

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA DID NOT SHOOT MAN IN RENO, WATCH HIM DIE

- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T POISONING YOUR EGGS ON PURPOSE