This CNN screenshot comes via Arthur Delaney :
I'm just not sure why CNN's reporting team stopped there. They're missing all of these potential headlines:
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA NOT BEATING HIS WIFE
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T SHAPE-SHIFTING LIZARD
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA DID NOT WRITE SEX & CITY 2 SCREENPLAY
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T RELATED TO WILLIE HORTON
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T GIVING NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES TO KENYA
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA DID NOT SHOOT MAN IN RENO, WATCH HIM DIE
- W.H.: PRES. OBAMA ISN'T POISONING YOUR EGGS ON PURPOSE

