"If I said I wanted your body,would you hold it against me?" is not just a cheesy pickup line anymore. It'salso a
song. "HoldIt Against Me," the new Spears' single, has leaked a day before its scheduledrelease. Sites were crippled from too much traffic and tweets poured in fromall over the world as the leaked song
. Spears' new track isn't the first time the terrible pickupline has been used in a song. The country duo the Bellamy Brothers parlayed itinto a hit in 1979.
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