I can see
5 6 7
14 Palin theories ... and counting: 1)
for president; 2)
She's undergoing fame withdrawal
and plans to get more attention in the lower 48; 3)
She wants to
There's another shoe
about to drop
She'll now run against Murkowski
for Senate. 6)
She needs to tend to her family
She wants to "effect positive change outside government at this point in time on another scale and actually make a difference for our priorities."
Actually being a governor in a recession is no fun
. Gives you ulcers
She worried she wasn't giving "Alaska's issues"
the attention they deserve, and was being criticized for that
She's "fed up with politics ... the personal garbage"
She wants to fight back
without one hand tied
behind her back. 14)
The Alaska legislature now hates
her; ... These theories are not necessarily mutually exclusive. ... I have no fish in this hunt. ... Update:
has an intravenous drip
. ... see also
... Murphy is morphing
! ... The Daily Beast
has a mere 11 theories
P.S.: Kurtz is sure ! " No way Palin can run for president now." ... Update: Now he asks , "How can these talking heads pop off about the meaning of Palin's resignation when not one of them saw it coming?" ... It's the return of Kurtz vs. Kurtz ! ...
P.P.S.: I'm waiting for someone to claim it was all the Scientologists' idea. So far, no one. But the night is young. ...
15) She's in a paranoid sulk! ... 4:35 P.M.
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