Among the best quotes of theamazingly untrammeled interview:
"Sorry my life is so much morebitchin' than yours. I planned it that way."
"White gold? Boom."
"Resentments ... arethe rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber."
"I don't have burnoutmy gearbox. I just go."
"Don't do drugs ... that are just supposed to beadministered in a hospital at home."
"Everything after but is dial tone."
"Aluminum bat? So what, I'm an actor, I don't want to havesore hands."
"Read behind the frickin' hieroglyphics...this iscryptology."
"Did you say Cancun or caboose? I don't know, I was in ablackout, man."
"Every plan I have isthe best plan in the room."
"Whatever part I had in this, I sincerely apologize for. WhateverI can fix, I guarantee I will."
[ Note : This was a rush transcript, so let us know if we misheard anything.]
What did we miss? Let us know in the comments.
Update, Mar. 1 : On the topic of hieroglyphics and cryptology, these were Sheen's exact words:
"If people could just read behind the hieroglyphic ... if they could put their cryptology frickin' hat on just for two seconds."
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