Lor, love a duck! It’s the biggest bun fight in donkey’s years. On Thursday, U.K. primary schools and comprehensives will be full of blokes and bints voting in the Brexit referendum. It’s handbags at dawn for the two camps. Leave says Remain has been telling porkies about dosh. Remain is cheesed off that the UKIPpers in Leave are talking codswallop about immigration. It’s all a bit of a dog’s breakfast. Best of British at telling tanners from todgers.
But Brits are jammy buggers. When it’s make your mind up time, they don’t need to swot up on the issues. Instead, those who can’t be arsed to seek out the takes of such upstanding gents as Julian Fellowes (Leave), Michael Caine (Leave), and Jeremy Clarkson (Remain) can have a shufty at celebrities’ tweets. You’ll be chuffed to see that there are some right wazzocks among the Brexiteers and a wanker or two in the Remainders.
Sort yourself some pop and crisps and take a dekko at this lot.
Remain
Brexit is for Muggles!
Billionaires against Brexit!
Beckhams against Brexit!
Death Eaters against Brexit!
Hey, Theon Greyjoy’s sister (not Yara, the other one) is for Remain!
As is this sovvy-wearing chap who makes his living at the oche. (Darts is big in Britain. It’s on the bleeding telly, innit?)
Leave
Former Torquay hoteliers for Brexit! (We should’ve known from the way he treated Manuel.)
Posh girls for Brexit!
Dames for Brexit!
Voting, but Not Saying What For
Representatives of Britain’s biggest industries take a brave stand in favor of democracy.
Harry Potter:
And Game of Thrones.
Bloody hell, Britain’s shagged!
