Google’s Ridiculous List of Banned Words for Android Includes Uterus and Lactation

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Dec. 2 2013 2:49 PM

Google’s Ridiculous List of Banned Words for Android Includes Uterus and Lactation

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Attendees visit the Android booth during the 2013 Google I/O developers conference in San Francisco.

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Google recently released a new version of its keyboard for Android, and as reported in Wired, it comes along with a list of 1,400 words "that Google has quietly deemed inappropriate for Android users." This means that Android's dictionary will not autocomplete these words, no matter the context. Unsurprisingly, many of the words are sex-related, but the scope of the prudery here is rather shocking. It's not just that you have to type out all three letters when you write sex in a text message. The dictionary also refuses to autocomplete words like Tampax, butt, and even condom, which could tragically lead lazy people to resort to the word rubber for their contraception needs-based texts. 

Clearly, this is a tragic blow to the world of unintentional comedy caused by autocorrect in text messages. I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in a world where a woman can't accidentally text "Chicken vaginas n butch gobbler pirates" to her kid when she meant to say that dinner will be chicken fajitas and buttered potatoes. However, there are political implications here as well. While Google has long had good reasons to ban "a frat party’s worth of homophobia and misogyny," as Jon Christian at Wired puts it (and while Google is known for being overly cautious, most likely to assure the government that they don't need to step in), the ban on autocompleting words for body parts and functions like uterus and lactation reinforces the idea that there's something shameful about having these kinds of body parts and functions at all.

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There are more questionable choices in the ban list—choices that make one wonder if perhaps it's unwise to smoke marijuana (not a banned word) while trying to come up with words to ban. Some genius at Google decided to put geek on the no-no list. And for no discernible reason, Sunni and Iftar are banned, though no other religious words appear to be. So if you are inclined to think these choices aren't politically loaded, well.

But back to icky sex. Other banned words include STI; if you want to do the responsible thing and communicate with your partner about sexually transmitted infections, you better type it all out, or call. Preggers is also a not OK. Google prefers with child. And speaking of the children: This earlier Slate piece notes that “corporations like Google and Microsoft self-regulate by trying to scrub their autocomplete results clean of suggestions that lead to child pornography.” That’s good, but I think we can all agree that no one types the word uterus while searching for porn. Or at least not enough weirdos to justify banning the word.

Amanda Marcotte is a Brooklyn-based writer and DoubleX contributor. She also writes regularly for the Daily Beast, AlterNet, and USA Today. Follow her on Twitter.

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