Seth MacFarlane raised eyebrows and blood pressure with his “We Saw Your Boobs” routine Sunday night at the Oscars. Now, to lessen the sting of that performance—equal opportunity sexism!—YouTube user Kevin Gisi has rolled out a companion song, “We Saw Your Junk.” “Time to level the playing field,” reads the video description. We especially like the part where Gisi names all the movies in which Ron Jeremy didn’t show his junk. Enjoy!
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