Maybe March will be remembered as the month of the nasty text. First the tattoo lizard who slept with Sandra Bullock's husband , Jesse James, released James' bon mots . And now the full Tiger Woods sexting oeuvre has come to light. All I can say is: Someone should read these Tiger texts aloud as a one-man show. The combination of the expected cock/golden shower talk with all the boring logistics is priceless. For example: "I want you to beg for my cock," is followed shortly by, "No turkey unless it's a club sandwich" and "Parent hood melt down:)." And then that spy-thriller ending involving the sudden appearance of "the guys from dubai." Who are the guys from Dubai? And finally, "oh my god, i cant believe what just happened." What just happened?