Paging super-fan Lindsay Lohan : Marilyn Monroe acolytes have just under 30 minutes to bid on eBay for the crypt above hers, according to the L.A. Times ' local blog . The current occupant has been R.I.P.-ing there for 23 years; his widow now needs the money to pay off her mortgage.
The listing reads: "The lucky bidder will be deeded a piece of real estate that he or she will make their last address. And below you will be Marilyn Monroe. In fact the person occupying the address right now is looking face down on her."
The lucky winner's other eternal neighbor will be "Hugh Heffner," according to the listing.
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