The Funniest Part of Robert Gates' Very Serious New Memoir

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Jan. 10 2014 11:52 AM

The Funniest Part of Robert Gates' Very Serious New Memoir

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Unintentional humorist Robert Gates.

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My colleague John Dickerson has already analyzed former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates' memoir Duty; I'm punching my way through it. Present at the Creation this ain't. Gates is a matter-of-fact, frills-free writer, the kind who can write with no irony that "what you won’t find in the report of the Iraq Study Group was how much fun we had." This style leads to one moment of apparently unintentional mirth.

So: It's the fall of 2010, and Gates is meeting with the president and top brass. "Biden, Mullen, Jones, Donilon, Brennan, and Tony Blinken, the vice president’s national security adviser, were there." The subject: how to be ready if a conflict between Iran and Israel ignites. Gates worries that the particulars have not thought the scenario through, and advises the president to deploy a second aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf soon, just in case. The meeting ends.

I was put off by the way the president closed the meeting. To his very closest advisers, he said, "For the record, and for those of you writing your memoirs, I am not making any decisions about Israel or Iran. Joe, you be my witness." I was offended by his suspicion that any of us would ever write about such sensitive matters.
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Yes, what would give the president that idea?

David Weigel is a reporter for Bloomberg Politics

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