Holiday poem about congressional gift rules will restore your faith in Christmas.

This Holiday Poem About Congressional Gift Rules Will Restore Your Faith in Christmas

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Dec. 6 2013 11:59 AM

This Holiday Poem About Congressional Gift Rules Will Restore Your Faith in Christmas

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Peace on Earth, good will toward lobbyists.

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An amused source sends along this poem, which was appended to an actual memo of ethics rules sent to Hill staffers.

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It really sings, doesn't it?

David Weigel is a reporter for Bloomberg Politics

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