I'm ensconced for a little while at Hold Their Feet to the Fire 2013, the talk radio sit-in sponsored every year by the reform-skeptic Foundation for American Immigration Reform. Marco Rubio will conclude an afternoon of immigration pitchmanship by coming here and doing a round of radio shows. He's been hitting this circuit since January, refining talking points and flummoxing interviewers. So one guy and his website got desparate:
Full story comin' later.
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