Sarah Silverman is out with a quasi-sequel to the "Big Schlep," her 2008 campaign to get young Jews to extort their elderly Florida relatives into voting for Obama. That's a heavier carrier this year, so Silverman has moved on to outright offers of... you know, I don't want the text in this post to alert any library censor software, so I'll leave it to the video.
This is surely the apex of the Super PAC donor's cultural moment, right?
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