Mike Bloomberg tells North Carolina college grads what time it is.
I have no doubt that in your lifetime, liberty's light will allow us to see more clearly the truth of our nation's founding principles, and allow us to see all people, and all couples, as full and equal members of the American family.
Faiz Shakir moves on.
Peter Suderman disses The Dictator.
The House wants to cut up Eric Holder's credit card.
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