5. These people tweet constantly. Constantly. Which is why we know about this.
4. Is there some surplus of young Mormon political reporters that the campaign can call on if it stiffs McKay Coppins?
3. Pools are often catalogues of trivia. Buzzfeed knows what to do with trivia. See: The site's multiple, flattering sideshows of Romney behaving like a normal person.
2. Zeke Miller will just tweet everything that appears in the pool reports anyway.
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