The response of Cain Solutions to all that guff over their last, goldfish-torturin' video: A new video in which a "rabbit" in tossed into the air and shot, as Cain thoughtfully gazes over a mountain range.
This is a good time to revisit Tim Heidecker's album of Cain songs, and Heidecker's insistence that Cain could be one of his characters. This has so many of the tropes of Tim and Eric's work, down to the shooter looking pointlessly at the camera.
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The Actual World
“Mount Thoreau” and the naming of things in the wilderness.