ATLANTA -- In 11 hours, polls here will close and Super Tuesday results will start going into the books. I'll be at Newt Gingrich's victory party, which unless polling is fundamentally, profoundly wrong, will really be a celebration of a win.
Matthew Alridge collects every Gail Collins reference to Mitt Romney's dog on the roof story. There are more than 50.
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