CPAC Swag, Vol. II

I’d rather win the body armor.
This coin, worth $18, was winnable in a raffle.
At the same table, a T-shirt you could buy for $10.
At a booth selling The New Democrat, a parody of the Cat in the Hat (Pelosi and Reid are Thing One and Thing Two), a minor copyright violation:
And a long-in-the-works documentary that will probably appeal to the people obsessively filming, or talking about film, of Andrew Breitbart yelling at various people.
But my favorite piece of anti-swag must have been at the RNC’s booth, where copies of the largely forgotten outreach guru for Vicente Fox, Juan Hernandez, were stacked up and ready for eager readers. Not moving very fast. Hernandez always seemed too certain that putting his Luciferian mug on things would move ‘em. (This is not a comment on his character, only on his beard and slick hair.)