Earthquake Hits D.C., and Not Much Happens

Earthquake Hits D.C., and Not Much Happens

Earthquake Hits D.C., and Not Much Happens

Weigel
Reporting on Politics and Policy.
Aug. 23 2011 2:41 PM

Earthquake Hits D.C., and Not Much Happens

Washington, D.C. has just endured a short earthquake, a 5.9 magnitude at its origin near Richmond, Virginia. In the well-built D.C. headquarters of Slate, the earthquake was experienced as 10 seconds of rumbling -- like a Metro train passing underfoot -- that disrupted absolutely nothing. No falling TVs, no cracked walls, no misaligned floors.

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How quickly did the earthquake become a joke to the pundit class? It happened so fast that I never saw the pre-joke tweets or emails. For a long while after the rumbling happened, Twitter became a cornucopia for tomfoolery, revealing what various writers find funny.

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Washington Post's Dylan Matthews:

In retrospect, I resorted to cannibalism rather fast after the earthquake.

Jeremy Scahill, author of Blackwater:

Let's send a clear message to earthquake: Go shopping and blast Lee Greenwood songs.
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Author and speechwriter Matt Latimer:

That wasn't an earthquake. God just watched Larry Crowne.

DCist blogger Martin Austermuhle:

On the very day that I left that painstakingly crafted 12-level house of cards on my dining room table. DAMN IT!
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Huffington Post's Radley Balko, one of the experts in the "wow, TV news about this is awfully stupid" genre:

Not a joke: CNN just reported what the earthquake felt like inside the courtroom at DSK hearing.

The Post's Jennifer Rubin:

Joe Biden says he understands one earthquake policy.

David Weigel is a reporter for the Washington Post.