This may prove to be a cruel fall for Kanye West.
RadarOnline claims it has an authentic Kanye West sex tape.
In the 20-minute film—apparently shot in a hotel room shortly before he started dating Kim Kardashian—Kanye has sex with an unidentified dark-haired woman who bears a close resemblance to Kardashian.
Of course, Kardashian became famous largely due to her sex tape in 2007, back in the day when celebrity sex tapes weren’t a dime a dozen.
The Kanye tape is reportedly being shopped around and Kanye is not happy about it.
But he ought to look on the bright side. This could make Kanye and Kardashian the first "sex tape" power celebrity couple in the world.
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