Everybody's favorite teen bride Courtney Stodden stunned her 100,000+ Twitter followers when she tweeted, "No to porn...yes to Playboy."
The just-turned-18 wife of fiftysomething actor Doug Hutchison had earlier told TMZ she was considering several offers to do porn after becoming a legal adult, but then settled on a Playboy pictoral.
But not so fast, says Playboy. TMZ claims a source close to the magazine stated that Playboy “would NEVER take her. I don’t think anybody really wants to see that anyway."
To which Stodden tweeted, "TMZ You got it wrong! Stay tuned."
Will do. But for now, this is filed under "desperate attempts to extend 15 minutes of fame.”
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